I Hate Valentine's Day - Softcover

Madison, Bennett

Softcover

ISBN 10: 0689873727 ISBN 13: 9780689873720

Publisher: Simon Spotlight Entertainment, 2004

Synopsis

Finally there's no shame in hating Valentine's Day!

Whether we're single, dating, married, or divorced, the dreaded February 14 arrives each year to ambush our self-esteem. No other twenty-four-hour period convinces otherwise happy folk that they're in fact social pariahs.

But now comes protection from the ritual onslaught of Whitman's Samplers, saccharine cards, and suffocating expectations. I Hate Valentine's Day is a bitingly funny guide to getting through the Big Day painlessly, including tips on:

• People and places it's best to avoid
  
• Ways to take your mind off being single
  
• How to score an emergency date
  
• Alternative ways to celebrate the holiday --
  or obliterate all thinking
  
• Crossing the minefield of gift-giving
  
• Romance for the unromantic
  
• Running into the ex
  
• Last-resort measures

It's only one day. Tomorrow it's just dead flowers, empty
calories, and a wicked champagne hangover.

About this edition

• Publisher: Simon Spotlight Entertainment
• Publication date: 2004
• ISBN 10: 0689873727
• ISBN 13: 9780689873720
• Binding: Paperback
• Number of pages: 128
• Illustrator: Dignan James