Animals of the Ocean, in Particular the Giant Squid - Hardcover

Haggis-on-Whey, Dr. Doris; Haggis-on-Whey, Benny

Hardcover

ISBN 10: 1932416390 ISBN 13: 9781932416398

Publisher: McSweeney's, 2006

Synopsis

Here is the third installment in a series of reference books, all written by Dr. and Mr. Doris Haggis-on-Whey, a team of highly energized and deeply focused scientists with over sixty-seven combined years of experience at their command, including six months spent lifting awkwardly-sized boxes.

Animals of the Ocean advances many heretofore unexplored discoveries and opinions, including squid dating dos and don'ts, why squid are not at all able to watch television in black and white, the ways in which people who don't know any better might think fish are not animals, the long-term effects of salt water on musical theater, and also the adventure of Gunther.

Animals of the Ocean, in Particular the Giant Squid comes with a foil-stamped and leather-inspired cover. Its pages are full color and illustrated without reserve. This book does not contain a warning label, but if it did, it would advise readers to enjoy its pages only in small and furtive doses, such as while waiting your turn at tetherball.

About this title

About the Author:

Dr. Doris Haggis-On-Whey has seventeen degrees from eighteen institutions of higher learning. She is a world-renowned and much-feared expert on just about everything. With her husband Benny, she has travelled the world over, and has written or will soon write over 147 books.

About this edition

• Publisher: McSweeney's
• Publication date: 2006
• ISBN 10: 1932416390
• ISBN 13: 9781932416398
• Binding: Hardcover
• Number of pages: 64