Does doing your weekly chores make your stomach churn and your nostils burn? . . . Are your parents constantly chewing your ear off to vacuum the spare room? . . . Is your playstation going to play itself? . . .

Then here's 49 (extremely silly) excuses for not doing your chores! Join the comical adventure of these mischievous kids who will try absolutely anything to not cut the grass, walk the dog or do the washing up.

With an illustration for each haphazard attempt, you're guaranteed to laugh, smirk, and chuckle for hours.

Disclaimer: reading this eBook will definitely get you into trouble! (So if your parents ask where you heard these excuses you didn't hear them from me, cah-PEESH).

About the Author

James Warwood is a writer and illustrator who lives on the borders of North Wales with his wife, two sons, and cactus (called Steve the Cactus).He has a degree in Theology, which at the time seemed like a great idea, until he released he didn't want to become an RE Teacher. Instead, he writes laugh-out-loud middle grade fiction and non-fiction. He also fills them with his silly cartoons. He is the bestselling author of the EXCUSE ENCYCLOPEDIA and the TRUTH OR POOP SERIES.James likes whiskey, squirrels, reading silly books, playing his bass guitar, and Greggs Sausage Rolls. He does not like losing at board games or having to writing about himself in the third person.

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