Bennett Cerf's Out on a Limerick: A Collection of over 300 of the World's Best Printable Limericks - Softcover

Cerf, Bennett

Softcover

ISBN 10: 0060914513 ISBN 13: 9780060914516

Publisher: HarperCollins, 1987

Synopsis

A representative collection of tongue twisters and other witty or ingenious limericks

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'twas A Mariner Ancient Said, 'say by Franklin Pierce Adams
There Was A Young Maiden Of Joppa by Samuel Hopkins Adams
A Chemistry Student Named Boma by Don Augur
In New Orleans There Dwelled A Young Creole by Alben Barkley
Bill Bounce, Being Fat For A Jockey by Paul Bartlett
Limerick by Arnold Bennett
A Ghoulish Old Fellow In Kent by Morris Gilbert Bishop
An Inventive Young Man In Monroe by Morris Gilbert Bishop
A Lady Who Rules Fort Montgomery by Morris Gilbert Bishop
Limerick by Morris Gilbert Bishop
The Limerick Is Furtive And Mean by Morris Gilbert Bishop
A Modernist Preacher Of Redding by Morris Gilbert Bishop
Said A Fervent Young Lady Of Hammels by Morris Gilbert Bishop
There's A Dowager Near Sneden's Landing by Morris Gilbert Bishop
There's A Tiresome Young Man In Bay Shore by Morris Gilbert Bishop
According To Experts, The Oyster by Berton Braley
Said A Fellow From North Philadelphia by Berton Braley
When Twins Came, Their Father, Dan Dunn by Berton Braley
There Was A Young Man With A Hernia by Heywood Broun
For Hours My Wife Says 'goodbye.' by Frank Gelett Burgess
Limerick by Frank Gelett Burgess
On Digital Extremities by Frank Gelett Burgess
Pray Search This Wide Land With A Glimmer Stick by Elmo Calkins
The Death Of Polybius Jubb by Ignatius Royston Dunnachie Campbell
A Man Hired By John Smith And Co by Samuel Langhorne Clemens
When A Train On The New York, New Ha by Arthur W. Dobson
Said Newlywed Henpecked Mcleod by William Engel
There Was A Young Lady From Trent by John Etheridge
'tis Strange How The Newspapers Honor by Eugene Field
To An Artist A Husband Called Bicket by John Galsworthy
There Was A Young Man From New York by Hugh Gibson
Limerick by William Schwenck Gilbert
From Number Nine, Penwiper Mews by Edward Gorey
The Ladies Inhabiting Venus by Al Graham
Have You Heard Of Madam Lupescu by Robert Hass
A Damsel, Seductive And Handsome by Oliver Brook Herford
Limerick by Oliver Brook Herford
Limerick by Oliver Brook Herford
Limerick by Oliver Wendell Holmes
Limerick by Charles Cuthbert Inge
Limerick by William Ralph Inge
There Was A Young Man So Benighted by Frances Parkinson Keyes
There Once Lived A Lad In Quebec by Rudyard Kipling
Exchange And Mart by Ronald Arbuthnott Knox
Limerick by Edward Lear
Limerick by Edward Lear
Limerick by Edward Lear
Limerick by Edward Lear
Limerick by Edward Lear
Limerick by Edward Lear
Limerick by Edward Lear
Limerick by Edward Lear
Limerick by Edward Lear
Limerick by Edward Lear
A Fellow They Call Aloysius by Max Lief
Limerick by Donald Robert Perry Marquis
Arthur by Ogden Nash
Requiem by Ogden Nash
Annoying Miss Tillie Mclush by Joseph S. Newman
There Was An Old Lawyer Named Dolan by Joseph S. Newman
A Fellow Of Little Renown by Agnes Pearson
Miss Fanny, A Girl From Bryn Mawr by Lois Powell
Said A Potentate Gross And Despotic by Mary Owen Rank
A Patriot, Living At Ewell by Langford Reed
Said A Fair-headed Maiden Of Klondike by Langford Reed
Said A Foolish Young Lady In Wales by Langford Reed
While Humming Andante Cantabile by A. C. Spectorsky
There Was An Old Man Of The Cape by Robert Louis Stevenson
There Was A Young Fellow From Boise by John Straley
An Accident Really Uncanny by Anonymous
An Alluring Young Pig In Paree by Anonymous
As He Filled Up His Order Book Pp by Anonymous
An Assistant Professor Named Dodd by Anonymous
At A Bistro, A Chap Named O'reilly by Anonymous
At A Bullfight In Sunny Madrid by Anonymous
An Athenian Gal - Yes, A Greek by Anonymous
An Authoress Armed With A Skewer by Anonymous
A Barber Who Lived In Moravia by Anonymous
A Bibulous Chap From Duquesne by Anonymous
A Birmingham Miss Named Rhoda by Anonymous
A Bookworm From Kennebunk, Me by Anonymous
The Bottle Of Perfume That Willie Sent by Anonymous
A Bright Little Lassie In Lawrence by Anonymous
A Budget I Knew Who Was Flutter by Anonymous
A Burleycue Baby Named Heath by Anonymous
A Capricious Young Man In Mo by Anonymous
A Cat In Despondency Sighed by Anonymous
A Certain Old Maid In Cohoes by Anonymous
A Certain Young Chap Named Bill Beebee by Anonymous
A Certain Young Lady Named Hannah by Anonymous
A Certain Young Pate Who Was Addle by Anonymous
A Chap Was So Pose That Was Adi by Anonymous
A Chinaman Down In Ky by Anonymous
A Chronic Offender In Worcester by Anonymous
Cleopatra, Who Thought They Maligned Her by Anonymous
A Clergyman Told From His Text by Anonymous
A Columnist Set Out In Quest by Anonymous
Concerning The Bees And The Flowers by Anonymous
A Contemptuous Matron In Shoreham by Anonymous
A Damsel At Vassar Named Breeze by Anonymous
A Daring Young Fellow In Bangor by Anonymous
A Daring Young Maid From Dubuque by Anonymous
A Dentist Named Archibald Moss by Anonymous
A Distinguished Old King Of Siam by Anonymous
A Doughty Old Person In Leeds by Anonymous
A Duck Whom I Happened To Hear by Anonymous
An Early Psychologist, Freud by Anonymous
An Earnest Young Teaching Assistant by Anonymous
An Extraordinary Tailor In Kan by Anonymous
The Fabulous Wizard Of Oz by Anonymous
The Fact Is That Rome Needed Money by Anonymous
A Farmer Once Called His Cow 'zephyr by Anonymous
A Father Once Said To His Son by Anonymous
A Fellow Named Crosby (not Bing) by Anonymous
The Food They Now Serve In Pekin by Anonymous
A Formidable Gent From Taconic by Anonymous
A Freshman From Down In Laguna by Anonymous
A Frisky Young Maiden In Glasgow by Anonymous
A Gent With A Dropping Mustache by Anonymous
A Gentleman Sailor In Wales by Anonymous
God's Plan Made A Hopeful Beginning by Anonymous
A Golfer Of Sorts In Calcutta by Anonymous
The Great Aphrodite By Phidias by Anonymous
A Half-baked Tomato Named Sue by Anonymous
A Handsome Young Gent Down In Fla by Anonymous
He Received From Some Thoughtful Relations by Anonymous
I Once Knew A Gardener Whose Aunt by Anonymous
I Once Thought A Lot Of A Friend by Anonymous
I Once Took The Bishop To Tea by Anonymous
'i Shall Star,' Vowed A Girl In Biloxi by Anonymous
I'm Bored To Extinction With Harrison by Anonymous
An Impetuous Swordsman From Parma by Anonymous
An Imprudent Coed In De Pauw by Anonymous
In A Notable Family Called Stein by Anonymous
In Gonia Once, Which Is Pata by Anonymous
In Iceland, A Supple Young Miss by Anonymous
In The Cloistered Old Town Of Champaign by Anonymous
An Incautious Young Man From Bay View by Anonymous
An Indian Maiden, A Sioux by Anonymous
A Jolly Old Southern Colonel by Anonymous
A Kindly Old Lady Named Tweedle by Anonymous
The Kings Of Peru Were The Incas by Anonymous
A Lady From Atlanta, Ga by Anonymous
A Lady From Near Lake Louise by Anonymous
A Lady There Was In Antigua by Anonymous
A Lass Who Weighed Many An Oz by Anonymous
Limerick by Anonymous
Limerick by Anonymous
Limerick by Anonymous
Limerick by Anonymous
Limerick by Anonymous
The Limerick Packs Laughs Anatomical by Anonymous
A Lovely Young Girl Named Anne Heuser by Anonymous
A Lusty Young Wench In Toledo by Anonymous
A Magician Who Came From Vt by Anonymous
A Maiden Fair From Aberystwyth by Anonymous
A Man Stopped His Girl Friend In Brussels by Anonymous
Mark Twain Was A Noteworthy Male by Anonymous
A Mayor Who Heartily Laughed by Anonymous
A Menagerie Came To Cape Race by Anonymous
A Merchant Addressing A Debtor by Anonymous
A Mischievous Miss From Woods Hole by Anonymous
Miss Minnie Mcfinney, Of Butte by Anonymous
A Mouse In Her Room Woke Miss Dowd by Anonymous
A Mr. De Lyssa Of Leigh by Anonymous
Mr. Wimpfheimer Rented A Suite by Anonymous
A Musician There Was: Paderewski by Anonymous
My Stenographer's Notable Glamour by Anonymous
A Naughty Old Colonel In Brutte by Anonymous
A Near-sighted Fellow Named Walter by Anonymous
A Near-sighted Spinster Named Shite by Anonymous
A Newspaper Writer Named Fling by Anonymous
A Nice Patch Of Golds That Were Mari by Anonymous
No Matter How Grouchy You're Feeling by Anonymous
An Old Maid Who Came From Vancouver by Anonymous
Our Heroine Fled To Bermuda by Anonymous
An Oxford Professor Named Tring by Anonymous
A Painter Who Came From Great Britain by Anonymous
A Poetess Luscious And Trim by Anonymous
The Poor Benighted Hindoo by Anonymous
A Pretty School Mistress Named Beauchamp by Anonymous
A Publisher Once Went To France by Anonymous
Quiet Young Lady Called Snookie by Anonymous
A Railway Official Of Skewe by Anonymous
A Rascal Far Gone In Lechery by Anonymous
A Ravenous Gent In Japan by Anonymous
Relativity by Anonymous
Said A Booklover Fellow In Siam by Anonymous
Said A Calendar Model Named Gloria by Anonymous
Said A Cat, As He Playfully Threw by Anonymous
Said A Lively Young Nurse Out In Padua by Anonymous
Said A Man To His Spouse In East Sydenham by Anonymous
Said A Sporty Young Person Named Groat by Anonymous
Said An Ape As He Swung By His Tail by Anonymous
Said An Envious, Erudite Ermine by Anonymous
Said Nero To One Of His Train by Anonymous
Said The Mate Of A Sailboat Unique by Anonymous
A Senator, Rex Asinorum by Anonymous
A Senior At Lunch In Purdue by Anonymous
A Senora Who Strolled On The Corso by Anonymous
She Had Pouted And Protested, 'mr. by Anonymous
She Married A Fellow Named Leicester by Anonymous
A Shortage Of Cooks Has Produced by Anonymous
Sighed A Maiden Both Tender And True by Anonymous
A Silly Young Fellow Named Hyde by Anonymous
A Skeleton Once In Khartoum by Anonymous
A Sleeper From The Amazon by Anonymous
Some Blue-nosed Old Censors One Day by Anonymous
Some Charming Selections By Strauss by Anonymous
Some Instructors Are Blind As A Mole by Anonymous
Some Varsity Players, Most Brave by Anonymous
A Stripteaser Named Cubbard In Kansas by Anonymous
A Student Who Lives Up In Worcester by Anonymous
That Biblical Villain Named Cain by Anonymous
There Are Plenty Of People In Md by Anonymous
There Once Lived A Certain Miss Gale by Anonymous
There Once Was A Bonnie Scotch Laddie by Anonymous
There Once Was A Boring Young Rev by Anonymous
There Once Was A Fellow Named Topping by Anonymous
There Once Was A Hermit Named Green by Anonymous
There Once Was A Lady Named Harris by Anonymous
There Once Was A Maid With Such Graces by Anonymous
There Once Was A Maiden Circassian by Anonymous
There Once Was A Man Not Unique by Anonymous
There Once Was A Man Of Calcutta by Anonymous
There Once Was A Miad In Siam by Anonymous
There Once Was A Mlle by Anonymous
There Once Was A Pious Young Priest by Anonymous
There Once Was A Spinsterish Lass by Anonymous
There Once Was A Student Named Bessor by Anonymous
There Once Was An African Mau-mau by Anonymous
There Was A Composer Named Liszt by Anonymous
There Was A Fair Maid Whose Maneuver by Anonymous
There Was A Faith Healer Of Deal by Anonymous
There Was A Fiar Maid From Pomona by Anonymous
There Was A Formidable Student In Trinity by Anonymous
There Was A Great Sculptor Named Phidias by Anonymous
There Was A Male Dancer Of Ipswich by Anonymous
There Was A Princess Of Bengal by Anonymous
There Was A Rich Man Of N.y by Anonymous
There Was A Sightseer Named Sue by Anonymous
There Was A Young Damsel Named Carol by Anonymous
There Was A Young Fellow From Fife by Anonymous
There Was A Young Fellow Named Hammer by Anonymous
There Was A Young Fellow Named Paul by Anonymous
There Was A Young Fellow Of Perth by Anonymous
There Was A Young Fellow Of Sherborne by Anonymous
There Was A Young Gent In Laconia by Anonymous
There Was A Young Girl From Nantucket by Anonymous
There Was A Young Girl From St. Paul by Anonymous
There Was A Young Girl In The Choir by Anonymous
There Was A Young Girl Named Furness by Anonymous
There Was A Young Girl Named Irene by Anonymous
There Was A Young Girl Of Asturias by Anonymous
There Was A Young Lady From Del by Anonymous
There Was A Young Lady From Gloucester by Anonymous
There Was A Young Lady From Guam by Anonymous
There Was A Young Lady From Kent by Anonymous
There Was A Young Lady From Lynn by Anonymous
There Was A Young Lady In Eton by Anonymous
There Was A Young Lady In Lynn by Anonymous
There Was A Young Lady Named Erskine by Anonymous
There Was A Young Lady Named Florence by Anonymous
There Was A Young Lady Named Hannah by Anonymous
There Was A Young Lady Named Maud by Anonymous
There Was A Young Lady Named Shanker by Anonymous
There Was A Young Lady Named Stella by Anonymous
There Was A Young Lady Of Condover by Anonymous
There Was A Young Lady Of Crete by Anonymous
There Was A Young Lady Of Malta by Anonymous
There Was A Young Lady Of Stornaway by Anonymous
There Was A Young Lady Of Tottenham by Anonymous
There Was A Young Lady Of Wilts by Anonymous
There Was A Young Maid From Madras by Anonymous
There Was A Young Maid In Tahiti by Anonymous
There Was A Young Man From Australia by Anonymous
There Was A Young Man From Olean by Anonymous
There Was A Young Man From The City by Anonymous
There Was A Young Man Of Devizes by Anonymous
There Was A Young Man Of Fort Blainey by Anonymous
There Was A Young Man Who Said, 'damn by Anonymous
There Was A Young Man Who Said, 'god by Anonymous
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Edition details

• Publisher: HarperCollins
• Publication date: 1987
• Language: English
• ISBN 10: 0060914513
• ISBN 13: 9780060914516
• Binding: Paperback
• Number of pages: 125