My wife is a magician; yesterday she turned our car into a tree.
A big white horse walks into a pub. The barman says, "we have a drink named after you." The horse says, "What? Eric?"
I said, "Waiter, what's that in my soup?" he said, "I'd better call the boss, I can't tell one insect from another."
I'm reading a book called "Sex Before 20." Personally I don't like audiences.
I said, "It's serious, doctor, I've broken my arm in 20 places." He said, "Well stop going to those places."
I call my car flattery. It gets me nowhere.
Put a smile on with this, the definitive Tommy Cooper Joke book. Included are the pick of Tommy's own extensive gag library, favorite stories, and photographs.
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John Fisher is a television producer and executive working for both the BBC and ITV. He worked with Tommy Cooper on several occasions, and is the author of Tommy Cooper: Always Leave Them Laughing and The Very Best of Tommy Cooper.
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