Gert Garibaldi's Rants and Raves: One Butt Cheek at a Time

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GERT GARIBALDI ISN'T ONE OF those people who believe high school is the best part of life. She has a whole notebook full of rants about high school, and she's fully aware of how ridiculous the experience is, thank you very much. Gert just wants to survive the next three years, one butt cheek at a time, with her best friend, Adam, by her side - and maybe Luscious Luke attached to her lips. With a stapler. Or something. But muddling through isn't even as easy as it seems - there are geriatric parents to deal with, Homecoming festivities (admit it—those words just sent a little chill down your spine), crushes, ed (both sex and driving), and potential new boyfriends - for both Gert and Adam. Frank, funny, and totally unique, Gert's ready to pull on the Pants of Life and start dancing.

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Amber Kizer will be participating in the Random House Teen Voices Tour October 9-18, 2007 along with Lisa Shanahan author of THE SWEET, TERRIBLE, GLORIOUS YEAR I TRULY COMPLETELY LOST IT and Jake Wizner author of SPANKING SHAKESPEARE. Tour cities include Pittsburgh, Miami, Austin, San Francisco, and Seattle.

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I'm thrilled with amazing and positive response Gert has received from teens, their parents, booksellers and critics. Thank you so much for your support! I'm happy to talk to book clubs and readers groups, visit schools and meet booksellers. As a huge reader I know I love meeting the personality behind the book.

The second in the series FROM BUTT TO BOOTY will be out this winter, December 9, 2008 and continues Gert's sophomore year! She gets into even more trouble with boys, school and her family.

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