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Once upon a blue moose, there was a little restaurant at the edge of the big woods. Mr. Breton was happy running the restaurant. He liked to cook, but he didn’t like it much when winter came and the north wind blew and froze everything solid.
Then one day a blue moose, who also didn’t like the cold, came to his door and asked to come in. Mr. Breton said sure, and served the moose some clam chowder. The moose liked the soup, and decided to stay. From that time on, things at the restaurant began to hum.
Join the Blue Moose in this hilarious collection of three short novels as he learns to wait tables, writes a novel, goes to Hollywood, solves a mystery, and makes you laugh even in the dark of the cold woods.
Includes new wacky but true moose facts!
Then one day a blue moose, who also didn’t like the cold, came to his door and asked to come in. Mr. Breton said sure, and served the moose some clam chowder. The moose liked the soup, and decided to stay. From that time on, things at the restaurant began to hum.
Join the Blue Moose in this hilarious collection of three short novels as he learns to wait tables, writes a novel, goes to Hollywood, solves a mystery, and makes you laugh even in the dark of the cold woods.
Includes new wacky but true moose facts!
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About the Author:
Daniel Pinkwater has written many popular books for kids. He appears regularly on NPR's Weekend Edition with Scott Simon to discuss children's literature.
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MOOSE
MEETING
Mr. Breton had a little restaurant on the edge of the big woods. There was nothing north of Mr. Breton's house except nothing, with trees in between. When winter came, the north wind blew through the trees and froze everything solid. Then it would snow. Mr. Breton didn't like it.
Mr. Breton was a very good cook. Every day, people from the town came to his restaurant. They ate gallons of his special clam chowder. They ate plates of his special beef stew. They ate fish stew and Mr. Breton's special homemade bread. The people from the town never talked much and they never said anything about his cooking.
"Did you like your clam chowder?" Mr. Breton would ask.
"Yup," the people from the town would say.
Mr. Breton wished they would say, "Delicious!" or, "Good chowder, Breton!" All they ever said was, "Yup." In winter they came on skis and snowshoes.
Every morning Mr. Breton went out behind his house to get firewood. He wore three sweaters, a scarf, galoshes, a woolen hat, a big checkered coat, and mittens. He still felt cold. Sometimes animals came out of the woods to watch Mr. Breton. Raccoons and rabbits came. The cold didn't bother them. It bothered Mr. Breton even more when they watched him.
One morning there was a moose in Mr. Breton's yard. It was a blue moose. When Mr. Breton went out his back door, the moose was there, looking at him. After a while, Mr. Breton went back in, closed the door, and made a pot of coffee while he waited for the moose to go away. It didn't go away; it just stood in Mr. Breton's yard, looking at his back door. Mr. Breton drank a cup of coffee. The moose stood in the yard. Mr. Breton opened the door again. "Shoo! Go away!" he said.
"Do you mind if I come in and get warm?" the moose said. "I'm just about frozen." The moose brushed past him and walked into the kitchen. His antlers almost touched the ceiling.
The moose sat down on the floor next to Mr. Breton's stove. He closed his eyes and sat leaning toward the stove for a long time. Mr. Breton stood in the kitchen, looking at the moose. The moose didn't move. Wisps of steam began to rise from his blue fur. After a long time the moose sighed. It sounded like a foghorn.
"Can I get you a cup of coffee?" Mr. Breton asked the moose. "Or some clam chowder?"
"Clam chowder," said the moose.
Mr. Breton filled a bowl with creamy clam chowder and set it on the floor. The moose dipped his big nose into the bowl and snuffled up the chowder. He made a sort of slurping, whistling noise.
"Sir," the moose said, "this is wonderful clam chowder."
Mr. Breton blushed a very deep red. "Do you really mean that?"
"Sir," the moose said, "I have eaten some very good chowder in my time, and yours is the very best."
"Oh my," said Mr. Breton, blushing even redder. "Oh my. Would you like some more?"
"Yes, with crackers," said the moose.
The moose ate seventeen bowls of chowder with crackers. Then he had twelve pieces of hot gingerbread and forty-eight cups of coffee. While the moose slurped and whistled, Mr. Breton sat in a chair. Every now and then he said to himself, "Oh my. The best he's ever eaten. Oh my."
Later, when some people from the town came to Mr. Breton's house, the moose met them at the door. "How many in your party, please?" the moose asked. "I have a table for you; please follow me."
The people from the town were surprised to see the moose. They felt like running away, but they were too surprised. The moose led them to a table, brought them menus, looked at each person, snorted, and clumped into the kitchen.
"There are some people outside; I'll take care of them," he told Mr. Breton.
The people were whispering to one another about the moose, when he clumped back to the table.
"Are you ready to order?"
"Yup," the people from the town said. They waited for the moose to ask them if they would like some chowder, the way Mr. Breton always did. But the moose just stared at them as though they were very foolish. The people felt uncomfortable. "We'll have the clam chowder."
"Chaudiere de Clam; very good," the moose said. "Do you desire crackers or homemade bread?"
"We will have crackers," said the people from the town.
"I suggest you have the bread; it is hot," said the moose.
"We will have bread," said the people from the town.
"And for dessert," said the moose, "will you have fresh gingerbread or Apple Jacquette?"
"What do you recommend?" asked the people from the town.
"After the Chaudiere de Clam, the gingerbread is best."
"Thank you," said the people from the town.
"It is my pleasure to serve you," said the moose.
The moose brought bowls of chowder balanced on his antlers.
At the end of the meal, the moose clumped to the table. "Has everything been to your satisfaction?" he asked.
"Yup," said the people from the town, their mouths full of gingerbread.
"I beg your pardon?" said the moose. "What did you say?"
"It was very good," said the people from the town. "It was the best we've ever eaten."
"I will tell the chef," said the moose.
The moose clumped into the kitchen and told Mr. Breton that the people from the town had said that the food was the best they had ever eaten. Mr. Breton rushed out of the kitchen and out of the house. The people from the town were sitting on the porch, putting on their snowshoes.
"Did you tell the moose that my clam chowder was the best you've ever eaten?" Mr. Breton asked.
"Yup," said the people from the town, "we said that. We think that you are the best cook in the world; we have always thought so."
"Always?" asked Mr. Breton.
"Of course," the people from the town said. "Why do you think we walk seven miles on snowshoes just to eat here?"
The people from the town walked away on their snowshoes. Mr. Breton sat on the edge of the porch and thought it over. When the moose came out to see why Mr. Breton was sitting outside without his coat on, Mr. Breton said, "Do you know, those people think I am the best cook in the whole world?"
"Of course they do," the moose said. "Do you want me to go into town to get some crackers? We seem to have run out."
"Yes," said Mr. Breton, "and get some asparagus too. I'm going to cook something special tomorrow."
"By the way," said the moose, "aren't you cold out here?"
"No, I'm not the least bit cold," Mr. Breton said. "This is turning out to be a very mild winter."
MEETING
Mr. Breton had a little restaurant on the edge of the big woods. There was nothing north of Mr. Breton's house except nothing, with trees in between. When winter came, the north wind blew through the trees and froze everything solid. Then it would snow. Mr. Breton didn't like it.
Mr. Breton was a very good cook. Every day, people from the town came to his restaurant. They ate gallons of his special clam chowder. They ate plates of his special beef stew. They ate fish stew and Mr. Breton's special homemade bread. The people from the town never talked much and they never said anything about his cooking.
"Did you like your clam chowder?" Mr. Breton would ask.
"Yup," the people from the town would say.
Mr. Breton wished they would say, "Delicious!" or, "Good chowder, Breton!" All they ever said was, "Yup." In winter they came on skis and snowshoes.
Every morning Mr. Breton went out behind his house to get firewood. He wore three sweaters, a scarf, galoshes, a woolen hat, a big checkered coat, and mittens. He still felt cold. Sometimes animals came out of the woods to watch Mr. Breton. Raccoons and rabbits came. The cold didn't bother them. It bothered Mr. Breton even more when they watched him.
One morning there was a moose in Mr. Breton's yard. It was a blue moose. When Mr. Breton went out his back door, the moose was there, looking at him. After a while, Mr. Breton went back in, closed the door, and made a pot of coffee while he waited for the moose to go away. It didn't go away; it just stood in Mr. Breton's yard, looking at his back door. Mr. Breton drank a cup of coffee. The moose stood in the yard. Mr. Breton opened the door again. "Shoo! Go away!" he said.
"Do you mind if I come in and get warm?" the moose said. "I'm just about frozen." The moose brushed past him and walked into the kitchen. His antlers almost touched the ceiling.
The moose sat down on the floor next to Mr. Breton's stove. He closed his eyes and sat leaning toward the stove for a long time. Mr. Breton stood in the kitchen, looking at the moose. The moose didn't move. Wisps of steam began to rise from his blue fur. After a long time the moose sighed. It sounded like a foghorn.
"Can I get you a cup of coffee?" Mr. Breton asked the moose. "Or some clam chowder?"
"Clam chowder," said the moose.
Mr. Breton filled a bowl with creamy clam chowder and set it on the floor. The moose dipped his big nose into the bowl and snuffled up the chowder. He made a sort of slurping, whistling noise.
"Sir," the moose said, "this is wonderful clam chowder."
Mr. Breton blushed a very deep red. "Do you really mean that?"
"Sir," the moose said, "I have eaten some very good chowder in my time, and yours is the very best."
"Oh my," said Mr. Breton, blushing even redder. "Oh my. Would you like some more?"
"Yes, with crackers," said the moose.
The moose ate seventeen bowls of chowder with crackers. Then he had twelve pieces of hot gingerbread and forty-eight cups of coffee. While the moose slurped and whistled, Mr. Breton sat in a chair. Every now and then he said to himself, "Oh my. The best he's ever eaten. Oh my."
Later, when some people from the town came to Mr. Breton's house, the moose met them at the door. "How many in your party, please?" the moose asked. "I have a table for you; please follow me."
The people from the town were surprised to see the moose. They felt like running away, but they were too surprised. The moose led them to a table, brought them menus, looked at each person, snorted, and clumped into the kitchen.
"There are some people outside; I'll take care of them," he told Mr. Breton.
The people were whispering to one another about the moose, when he clumped back to the table.
"Are you ready to order?"
"Yup," the people from the town said. They waited for the moose to ask them if they would like some chowder, the way Mr. Breton always did. But the moose just stared at them as though they were very foolish. The people felt uncomfortable. "We'll have the clam chowder."
"Chaudiere de Clam; very good," the moose said. "Do you desire crackers or homemade bread?"
"We will have crackers," said the people from the town.
"I suggest you have the bread; it is hot," said the moose.
"We will have bread," said the people from the town.
"And for dessert," said the moose, "will you have fresh gingerbread or Apple Jacquette?"
"What do you recommend?" asked the people from the town.
"After the Chaudiere de Clam, the gingerbread is best."
"Thank you," said the people from the town.
"It is my pleasure to serve you," said the moose.
The moose brought bowls of chowder balanced on his antlers.
At the end of the meal, the moose clumped to the table. "Has everything been to your satisfaction?" he asked.
"Yup," said the people from the town, their mouths full of gingerbread.
"I beg your pardon?" said the moose. "What did you say?"
"It was very good," said the people from the town. "It was the best we've ever eaten."
"I will tell the chef," said the moose.
The moose clumped into the kitchen and told Mr. Breton that the people from the town had said that the food was the best they had ever eaten. Mr. Breton rushed out of the kitchen and out of the house. The people from the town were sitting on the porch, putting on their snowshoes.
"Did you tell the moose that my clam chowder was the best you've ever eaten?" Mr. Breton asked.
"Yup," said the people from the town, "we said that. We think that you are the best cook in the world; we have always thought so."
"Always?" asked Mr. Breton.
"Of course," the people from the town said. "Why do you think we walk seven miles on snowshoes just to eat here?"
The people from the town walked away on their snowshoes. Mr. Breton sat on the edge of the porch and thought it over. When the moose came out to see why Mr. Breton was sitting outside without his coat on, Mr. Breton said, "Do you know, those people think I am the best cook in the whole world?"
"Of course they do," the moose said. "Do you want me to go into town to get some crackers? We seem to have run out."
"Yes," said Mr. Breton, "and get some asparagus too. I'm going to cook something special tomorrow."
"By the way," said the moose, "aren't you cold out here?"
"No, I'm not the least bit cold," Mr. Breton said. "This is turning out to be a very mild winter."
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