The Proper Care and Feeding of Zombies: A Completely Scientific Guide to the Lives of the Undead

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A scientific look at zombies-the ultimate guide to how the other half lives (or not)

How fast and far would a zombie infection spread? What would a nutritionist say about an all-brain diet? Why are the undead so pissed off? Here are the answers to all of your essential zombie questions (you know you've asked them), with a lively, science-based exploration of every aspect of the undead.

  • First book to examine the possible science of our undead brethren, from what a zombie brain looks like to why zombies don't get fat
  • Fact-based approach-looks at zombies through the lens of real science
  • Perfect gift for zombies (assuming they could read) and zombie-philes

Dripping with great zombie factoids and insights, The Proper Care and Feeding of Zombies will flesh out your understanding of the living dead.

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"Hilarious, informative, and weird, The Proper Care and Feeding of Zombies is the best kind of creepy fun. Mac Montandon does for zombie books what Shaun of the Dead did for movies. Delicious!"
Jonathan Maberry, New York Times bestselling author of Patient Zero and Rot & Ruin

The ultimate guide to understanding how the other half lives (or not)

Don't make the mistake of heading into a zombified world underprepared and underinformed! A scientific exploration of how our undead brethren function is a must (our very survival depends on it!), so we have to understand zombies' speed (slow and sometimes fast), diet (brains, brains, brains), and sleep habits (hardly at all). More than other monsters, zombies are close to being us. They are us, in fact, just a little more decomposed. Unfortunately, in the end, we still have to shoot 'em in the head.

Discover how to:

  • Provide a suitable environment for a zombie

  • Decide which kind of zombie is right for your family

  • Calculate the benefits of an all-brain-and-human-flesh diet

  • Give your zombie the plodding, lumbering exercise it needs

  • Predict the spread of zombie infections in your town and state

About the Author:

MAC MONTANDON shares his home with a variety of beloved, murderous zombie companions. He is co-author of Suck It, Wonder Woman: The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek with Olivia Munn, author of Jetpack Dreams: One Man's Up and Down (but Mostly Down) Search for the Greatest Invention That Never Was and editor of Innocent When You Dream: The Tom Waits Reader.

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