Deadpool’s Affirmations will make you laugh, want to kick a$$, and wonder whether you should have asked Wolverine for advice instead.
I know what you are thinking: “Why would I take life advice from a mouthy merc in red spandex who treats villains like human piņatas?” Fair question! Here’s the thing—who better to teach you how to live than someone who PHYSICALLY CANNOT DIE? (Except a little on the inside when I see cute kittens.) I’m like a self-healing fortune cookie with katanas and a spectacular a$$.
And if I can find meaning in an immortal life filled with endless injury and an internal monologue that never shuts up, I can definitely help your delightfully temporary self find purpose! Also, Wolverine is busy.
Seriously though, buy this book. It has adorable illustrations of yours truly. And I have a chimichanga habit to feed.
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Comedy writer Rob Kutner has won five Emmys, a Peabody, a TCA, and a Grammy writing for such shows as Conan and The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. He is the author of the satirical end-of-times bestseller Apocalypse How: Turn the End Times into the Best of Times!; The Future According to Me; the horror-comedy Snot Goblins and Other Tasteless Tales, and Look Out For The Little Guy, the in-universe memoir of Scott “Ant-Man” Lang.
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Hardcover. Condition: new. Hardcover. Deadpools Affirmations will make you laugh, want to kick a$$, and wonder whether you should have asked Wolverine for advice instead.I know what you are thinking: Why would I take life advice from a mouthy merc in red spandex who treats villains like human pinatas? Fair question! Heres the thingwho better to teach you how to live than someone who PHYSICALLY CANNOT DIE? (Except a little on the inside when I see cute kittens.) Im like a self-healing fortune cookie with katanas and a spectacular a$$.And if I can find meaning in an immortal life filled with endless injury and an internal monologue that never shuts up, I can definitely help your delightfully temporary self find purpose! Also, Wolverine is busy.Seriously though, buy this book. It has adorable illustrations of yours truly. And I have a chimichanga habit to feed. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability. Seller Inventory # 9780593984819
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