What You Don't Know About Turning 60 is a hilarious pop quiz to ease the pain of a 60th birthday. This charming humor book provides entertainment for over-the-hill birthday parties and is fun to read when the party's over and reality sets in.
Sample jokes include:
- Q: What's a senior screwdriver?
A: Orange Juice and Metamucil.
- Q: What do the following words bring to mind: "free refills?"
A: If you said coffee, you're probably under 60. If you said a good prescription drug plan, you're probably 60 or older.
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Phil Witte is an author and cartoonist. "What You Don't Know About Turning 50" and the sequel on turning 60 have sold over 100,000 copies to date, resulting in millions of chuckles, laughs, and guffaws.
Check out Phil's cartoons and fun gifts on zazzle.com/philwitte and cafepress.com/cartoonarama. Phil's cartoons have appeared in The Wall Street Journal, Barron's, San Francisco Chronicle, and many other online and print magazines, as well as books, calendars, and greeting cards. Phil's articles have appeared in The Washington Post, Chicago Tribune, San Francisco Examiner, and other publications. Phil's work has been exhibited at the Cartoon Art Museum in San Francisco. He was a cartoonist-in-residence at the Charles Schulz Museum. philwitte.com.
Phil Witte is a humorist, freelance writer and author of "What You Don't Know About Turning 50." He's also a lawyer and lives in San Francisco, CA.
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