The Fault in Our Pants: A Parody of "The Fault in Our Stars" - Softcover

Lookner, Steve

Softcover

ISBN 10: 0692253599 ISBN 13: 9780692253595

Publisher: Sfuzzi Publishing, 2014

Synopsis

As I was approaching the mall exit, this cute little girl with barretted braids appeared in front of me and said, "What's that in your nose?" "They're called cannula," I said. "These tubes give me oxygen, which helps me breathe." "Would they help me breathe, too?" she asked. "I dunno, wanna try?" "Nah," she replied, "I don't wanna look like a weirdo." "Wanna know a secret?" I asked. "Yeah!" I licked my finger and rubbed it on her arm. "I just gave you cancer," I whispered. *** You've read the book. You've seen the movie. Now read the parody! THE FAULT IN OUR PANTS is the hilarious new full-length parody of "The Fault in Our Stars". Just listen to these reviews: "Grand." -Augustus Waters "A douchefest." -Hazel Grace Lancaster "Will there be a braille edition?" -Isaac "Why wasn't I in the movie?" -Kaitlyn All the big scenes that weren't in the book but should have been are here! For instance: --The scene where Hazel tells Isaac that "always" no longer applies if your significant other goes blind --The scene where Hazel wastes her Genie Wish by wishing for a million more wishes --The scene where Hazel tries to take it past first base in the Anne Frank House And many more! From support group to the swing set of tears, from Augustus' trophies to Amsterdam, from Van Houten to Venn diagrams, it's all in THE FAULT IN OUR PANTS. So go ahead, give it a shot. You know you want to read it more than "Paper Towns."

About this title

From the Back Cover

"Shakespeare had the right idea when he had Cassius note, 'The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves.' But Shakespeare didn't quite get it right. A better way to put it, and what Shakespeare should have written, is that the fault, dear Augustus, is not in our stars, but in our pants."

-Peter Van Houten

About the Author

STEVE LOOKNER is one of Amazon's top parody authors. He began his writing career as an editor of The Harvard Lampoon, and has written for such TV shows as Saturday Night Live and MADtv. Be sure to check out Steve's other parodies, including City of Boneheads: A Parody of City of Bones (The Mortal Instruments, Book 1), The Lightning Fart: A Parody of The Lightning Thief (Percy Jackson & the Olympians, Book 1), and The Maze Bummer: A Parody of The Maze Runner!

Edition details

• Publisher: Sfuzzi Publishing
• Publication date: 2014
• ISBN 10: 0692253599
• ISBN 13: 9780692253595
• Binding: Paperback
• Language: English
• Number of pages: 124