How to Create a Black Hole in Your Washing Machine: Fly an Airplane, Beat the Dealer, Play the Piano, Make Counterfeit Money, See Everything that Ever Happened And Other Useful Things - Softcover

Williams, George

Softcover

ISBN 10: 0692407898 ISBN 13: 9780692407899

Publisher: Grey Knight Books, 2015

Synopsis

How often have you been at 35,000 feet and heard the flight attendant announce “Do we have anyone here who can fly a 757?” and it’s not you? When is the last time you sliced open a papaya in front of expectant dinner guests and the whole thing was full of big wriggling maggots? How many times have you built a perpetual motion machine, only to see it stop? NEVER AGAIN…. If you read this book. These vital questions along with over a dozen others are answered with entertaining wit and clarity, equipping you for life’s emergencies and opportunities. How to Fly an Airplane, Beat Blackjack, Play the Piano, Lose Weight, Perform the World's Best Magic Trick, Obtain Free Postage, See Everything that Ever Happened, Get Even With a Crooked Cabdriver - these are but a few of the life skills readily learned from this marvelous and deranged guide to a better life. No cocktail table, bathroom or recycling bin should be without this book! WARNING - contains absolutely no Adult Content or significant literary value. The illustrations are worse. The whole thing is non-classifiable.

About this title

About the Author

George Williams is a motion picture producer and screenwriter living in the Palm Beaches. Well qualified to write this book, he has been barred from playing blackjack in Las Vegas for over twenty years and has made numerous television and radio appearances on the subject. An active pilot, he has owned various aircraft over several decades. His fascinating memoir about flying for the Medellin cartel, Snow on the Palms, was Florida's #1 bestseller and is available everywhere. Since his teenage years, he has played lead guitar onstage and on film and has recorded with various bands. Family members testify as to his delicious pizza, although his other kitchen skills are limited to peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. George declines comment on his counterfeiting prowess. He admits he has not personally seen Everything that Ever Happened, described in Chapter One, because "It would take too long". His lack of artistic training is painfully evident.

Edition details

• Publisher: Grey Knight Books
• Publication date: 2015
• Language: English
• ISBN 10: 0692407898
• ISBN 13: 9780692407899
• Binding: Paperback
• Number of pages: 212