Man or Mango? - Softcover

Ellmann, Lucy

Softcover

ISBN 10: 0747259054 ISBN 13: 9780747259053

Publisher: Headline Review, 1999

Synopsis

Eloise and George, a pair of star-crossed lovers...Eloise spends her time avoiding the human race and making lists of damaging encounters and the length of time it takes her to recover from them: 'Speaking to postman: half an hour...Preparing to make phonecall (days) indefinite'. Yet she is also desperately yearning for George, her sometime lover, an American poet embarked on an epic of ice-hockey. Equally besotted, George has pursued Eloise to England. When the two are reunited by chance the results are truly explosive...

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Review

Eloise is on a fervent retreat from mankind--greedy, cruel, and worthless species that it is. She would, however, very much like a man. "On a scale of human suffering," Lucy Ellmann asserts, her heroine's "celibacy was of little account. But in an ideal world it would be recognized as the tragedy it was. This, in a woman who from the age of five suspected she wanted more sex than she would ever get." Alas, Eloise's temporary crushes on her mover, a gardener (not even her own), and the neighbor's architect have resulted only in disappointment and a criminal waste of lipstick. Her real obsession remains George, an American she had an affair with on a New England holiday six years earlier. But after she returned to England, the relationship eventually fizzled and she is now condemned to a life of misanthropy and felines. She is also on a furious letter-writing and list-making streak. In one lengthy roster she assesses social (i.e., "damaging") encounters according to the recovery time they require. In another, she explains "HOW EVERYTHING WRONG WITH THE WORLD IS MEN'S FAULT," including whistling ("Men are forever announcing their presence with this territorial tunelessness") and male nipples ("Borrowed jewelry for a chest that is too flat. They even stuck nipples on their medieval armour! Ridiculous. Insane.").

Unbeknownst to Eloise, her long-lost lover is actually in England, on a creative-writing sinecure that is only making his own writing--an ill-fated script and an ice-hockey-fixated epic--worse, not to mention turning him Anglophobic. As far as George is concerned, the British are video-crazed, sex-avoiding, and deeply narcissistic. For one thing, "most of Benjamin Britten's (incredible) reputation here's due to his name being BRITTEN." When these star-crossed lovers finally meet again in Connemara--along with a giant-vegetable-growing burglar and letter bomber; a man whose wife drowned while she was rescuing their pet ("It wasn't that their dog wasn't worth saving," he thinks, "a gentle fellow who never barked"); and various other misfits including three old ladies on a shoplifting spree--the results are spectacular. (Think Deep Impact, but on a smaller scale.) As Ellmann's third novel careens from the deadly serious (the Holocaust) to the deeply absurd (mangoes are better than men because they don't "lord it over everybody at committee meetings"), it may well exasperate some readers. Others, however, will be charmed by this fruitful, extreme concoction. --Kerry Fried

From the Publisher

A New York Times Notable Book of the Year

"Hilarious at times, tragic at others.... Crackling, fiercely original language and humor." --Sarah Coleman, San Francisco Chronicle

"A rambling, sometimes very funny rant about love and loneliness.... Ellmann excels at describing the dynamics of getting-past-your-prime singlehood." --Lisa Zeidner, The New York Times Book Review

"A whimsical medley of dysfunctional personalities, budding romances, and encyclopedic facts...Ellmann keeps the narrative plates spinning until, in a finale perfectly pitched between comedy and catharsis, she lets them resoundingly crash." --Entertainment Weekly

"A writer of piquant cross-grained oddity. Her lines are narrow, yet a lot happens between them." --Richard Eder, Los Angeles Times Book Review

About this edition

• Publisher: Headline Review
• Publication date: 1999
• ISBN 10: 0747259054
• ISBN 13: 9780747259053
• Binding: Paperback