Synopsis
Yo, this is Hal the Caveman coming at you. I lived 5 million years ago in what's now known as Chicken Bend, Arkansas. As a hobby, I drew pictures on the walls of my cave, showing what life was like back in the day. Then some egghead spotted my artwork and found a way to translate it into modern English.
Thrill as I describe how dinosaurs used my relatives as throw pillows! Read with awe as I reveal the importance of not ending up as part of a velociraptor turd! Share the joy as I relate how we accidentally invented the missionary position when Tamuk tripped over a tree root and fell on top of his cousin, Twin Moons.
See how caveman really felt about:
- Family Life: "Kids and food...it's important to know the difference."
- Clothing: "Sometimes back hair just isn't enough."
- Fighting: "Like rugby with spears."
And for all you aspiring Fred Flinstones, I'll be offering up some modern-day wisdom, like redoing your apartment, Miocene-era style, and hosting your own caveman-themed barbeques and weekend retreats.
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Keep Chewing till It Stops Kicking : Finding Your Inner Caveman
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Kensington Publishing Corporation, 2007
ISBN 10: 0806529385
ISBN 13: 9780806529387
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Seller: Better World Books, Mishawaka, IN, U.S.A.
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Condition: Good. Chris Muir (illustrator). Pages intact with minimal writing/highlighting. The binding may be loose and creased. Dust jackets/supplements are not included. Stock photo provided. Product includes identifying sticker. Better World Books: Buy Books. Do Good. Seller Inventory # 5106346-6
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Keep Chewing Till It Stops Kicking: Finding Your Inner Caveman
Seller: Visible Voice Books, Cleveland, OH, U.S.A.
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Paperback. Condition: New. Chris Muir (illustrator). Citadel 2007-10-01 00:00:00 Binding: Trade Paperback. Seller Inventory # 45106