Totally Terrific Jokes - Hardcover

Rissinger, Matt; Yates, Philip

 
9780806949710: Totally Terrific Jokes

Synopsis

Why did the dog get a ticket? For double-barking. What's big, hairy, and has a pen between his toes? Bic-foot. How many witches does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but she changes it into a toad! Get ready for a laugh-fest, because here's a comedy club's worth of pet jokes, riddles, knock-knocks, and wacky authors of even wackier bestsellers-not to mention the world's most unusual inventions! For instance: How many dweebs does it take to make a batch of chocolate chip cookies? 100--one to stir and 99 to peel the M&Ms! Or:
Floyd: Doctor, doctor, everyone thinks I'm a liar.
Doctor: I find that hard to believe.
It's side-splitting, hours-long fun for you and your friends.

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About the Author

Philip Yates lives in Austin, TX.

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