If you've ever been tongue-tied with your glass poised in mid-air, waiting for an inspirational burst of eloquence, here's the reference for you. Whether for a wedding or work party, retirement or anniversary, or even if you just want a witty toast to pull out at a casual dinner, you'll find them all here. Try these: Present a thick-skinned speaker with this wisecrack, Here's a speaker who needs no introduction. Believe me, we've tried several and they don't help. Or, if the tables are turned, counter with this jibe, I've never heard an introduction like that before. And if my lawyer is worth his salt, I'll never receive one like that again. If you're stepping up to the mike after a glowing prelude, you could start with something like, That was a wonderful introduction. Now even I can't wait to hear what I say. Greet an absent-minded man of the evening with some good-natured ribbing, Someone asked our guest of honor to pass the salt and pepper. He said, Here's the pepper. Now what was that first thing you asked for? If a retiree is a renowned travel bug, bid him adieu with this quip, You can tell from looking at our guest of honor that he's a traveling man. He must be. Practically everyone he meets tells him where to go. With hundreds of roasts and toasts for dozens of different occasions and personality types, you'll never be left speechless again!
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Seller: World of Books (was SecondSale), Montgomery, IL, U.S.A.
Condition: Good. Miller, Myron (illustrator). Item in good condition. Textbooks may not include supplemental items i.e. CDs, access codes etc. Seller Inventory # 00098898757
Seller: The Maryland Book Bank, Baltimore, MD, U.S.A.
paperback. Condition: Good. Miller, Myron (illustrator). 0th Edition. Corners are slightly bent. Used - Good. Seller Inventory # 2-D-4-1362
Seller: Blue Vase Books, Interlochen, MI, U.S.A.
Condition: acceptable. Miller, Myron (illustrator). The item is very worn but is perfectly usable. Signs of wear can include aesthetic issues such as scratches, dents, worn and creased covers, folded page corners and minor liquid stains. All pages and the cover are intact, but the dust cover may be missing. Pages may include moderate to heavy amount of notes and highlighting, but the text is not obscured or unreadable. Page edges may have foxing age related spots and browning . May NOT include discs, access code or other supplemental materials. Seller Inventory # BVV.0806994444.A
Seller: ThriftBooks-Atlanta, AUSTELL, GA, U.S.A.
Paperback. Condition: Good. No Jacket. Miller, Myron (illustrator). Pages can have notes/highlighting. Spine may show signs of wear. ~ ThriftBooks: Read More, Spend Less. Seller Inventory # G0806994444I3N00
Seller: Wonder Book, Frederick, MD, U.S.A.
Condition: Good. Miller, Myron (illustrator). Good condition. A copy that has been read but remains intact. May contain markings such as bookplates, stamps, limited notes and highlighting, or a few light stains. Seller Inventory # L20O-01177
Seller: Wonder Book, Frederick, MD, U.S.A.
Condition: Very Good. Miller, Myron (illustrator). Very Good condition. A copy that may have a few cosmetic defects. May also contain light spine creasing or a few markings such as an owner's name, short gifter's inscription or light stamp. Seller Inventory # R13C-04342
Seller: Better World Books, Mishawaka, IN, U.S.A.
Condition: Good. Miller, Myron (illustrator). Former library copy. Pages intact with minimal writing/highlighting. The binding may be loose and creased. Dust jackets/supplements are not included. Includes library markings. Stock photo provided. Product includes identifying sticker. Better World Books: Buy Books. Do Good. Seller Inventory # 3938423-6
Seller: Virtuous Volumes et al., Wilson, WI, U.S.A.
Soft Cover. Condition: Very Good+. Illustrated By Myron Miller (illustrator). 2nd Printing. Call numbers on small label on spine which is covered with clear protective tape, library name stamp on bottom outside page edges and on title page, bar code on rear cover, cover edges lightly rubbed. "Snappy One-Liners for Every Occasion" 96 pages. Ex-Library. Seller Inventory # 015856
Seller: World of Books Inc, Montgomery, IL, U.S.A.
Paperback. Condition: Good. Miller, Myron (illustrator). Seller Inventory # CIN0806994444G
Seller: Virginia Martin, aka bookwitch, Concord, CA, U.S.A.
Paperback. Condition: Very Good. Myron Miller (illustrator). Octavo, softcover, VG in red wraps. 96 pp. with index. Starts with "let the roast begin", then our guest of honor, fellow workers, on this special occasion, retirement, wedding anniversary, marriage, birthday, new baby, and insults for all occasions. A fun book. Book. Seller Inventory # 73814