The Von Hoffmann Bros.' Bigger Damner Book of Sheer Manliness - Hardcover

Von Hoffman Brothers

Hardcover

ISBN 10: 084371784X ISBN 13: 9780843717846

Publisher: QNY, 2009

Synopsis

"...this testosteronic tome is an encyclopedia of all masculine interests." - Esquire
"...a must-have manual for any man worth his salt steak." - USA Today
"...positively teeming with testosterone." - Publishers Weekly
"Part tongue-in-cheek, part terrifying and 100% hilarious." - Associated Press
"...a gleeful celebration of arrested development." - The London Times
"The perfect gift for Father’s Day!" - The Washington Post

The von Hoffman Brothers are at it again with the Bigger Damner Book of Sheer Manliness, a revised and updated release of their 1997 classic Big Damn Book of Sheer Manliness. This book is a rallying cry for every guy whose time has come to get back to his masculine roots and reclaim lost ground in today’s mixed-up world.

Face it, after more than a decade since the original hit book’s debut, the time has come for guys to get a reminder that their favorite pastimes are here to stay and more fun than ever! And women, haven’t you wondered why so much of the male population shares a common love for cars, manly movies, beer, and WD-40? This book is an equal opportunity celebration of manhood, whether you’re a guy looking for new ideas and great suggestions, or a lady trying to figure out why that man in your life acts so passionately about the strangest things.

Inside you’ll find musings on manly sports, dirty jokes, great chili recipes, 200 names for your "Johnson," women we like, profiles of pioneers and outdoorsmen, advice to cure hangovers, limericks to help spread manliness through rhyme, and much, much more!

Features:

A fully revised and updated edition of the manly book pioneer, which sold over 75,000 copies while it was in print!

Hundreds of full-color photos and illustrations

About this title

About the Author

About the von Hoffman Brothers

Brant "Uncle Beez" von Hoffmann — Gentleman Scientist
This brother plays a steady, mean hand of Texas Hold-‘Em (after chucking 7-Card Stud), flies an ultralight outfitted with
electronically triggered wing-tip rockets, builds unexplainable devices in his girlfriend’s garage, and maintains that Miniature Dachshunds qualify as dogs. He serves both as Captain of Team Beez on the Los Angeles Codgers and Executive Director of the Dumb, Noisy, Or Both Corp., but is probably still best known as the undisputed defending champion of the Ozark Turtle Trap Competition. Turnoffs: Mexican fuses.

Todd "Binx" von Hoffmann — Unfunded Philanthropist

Co-Founder of the Dumb, Noisy, Or Both Corp. and the only player on the Los Angeles Codgers to wear the coveted Housedress of Incompetence. He makes Colon Cleaner Chili, enjoys golf cart croquet, long strolls through gun shows, and throws the most dangerous Fourth of July party in Venice, CA., where he haunts the Windward pubs and local welding shop. He lives with his wife, Theo; daughter, Kristina; and many creatures of fur, fin, feather, and scale. His favorite color is rust.

Edition details

• Publisher: QNY
• Publication date: 2009
• ISBN 10: 084371784X
• ISBN 13: 9780843717846
• Binding: Hardcover
• Language: English
• Edition number: 2
• Number of pages: 256