Book by DiGiorgio, Mario
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Celebrated author Mario DiGiorgio travels the country spreading mirth to the great unwashed; resides in Austin and thinks you look fat in those jeans.
"Dance like nobody's watching. Then apologize to those who were. "Tape record your mother's laughter. Play it at your father's funeral. "Be big enough to admit your mistakes. Then take them all out for happy meals. "To battle the blues, try exercising. Still down? Try cutting yourself. "Every year, send out a dozen Christmas cards. All addressed to your Jewish neighbor. "Ignorance may be bliss, but it's also expensive. You poor, happy idiot. "If something seems too good to be true, it probably is. Check for an Adam's apple. "Find someone who can always be trusted. Then find a unicorn that farts rainbows. "Start a standing ovation at a grade-school play. Stand and boo. "Learn a new card trick! Then show it to your dog. Seriously, no one else cares. "Obey all ten commandments. Nerd.
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