Q. What's a skeleton's favorite food?
A. Spare ribs.
Q. What was the witch's favorite subject in school?
A. Spelling.
Q. What kind of horse does a ghost ride?
A. A night mare.
Q. How does an exorcist keep in shape?
A. He rides an exorcycle.
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From New York Times best-selling author and linguist Richard Lederer comes this fun little book packed with puns, riddles, jokes, games, stories, and more!
What do you call an empty hot dog?
A hollow weenie.
Why did the vampire join the police force?
So he could learn how to get a stake out.
What's the favorite food of mathematicians? Pumpkin pie.
How did Mr. Hyde celebrate Halloween?
With a Jekyll lantern.
Puns Spooken Here is the perfect gift for all your fiends and the other little goblins in your life.
Richard Lederer is the author of more than 35 books about language, history, and humor, including his best-selling Anguished English series. He is founding cohost of A Way with Words on public radio and his syndicated column, "Looking at Language," appears in newspapers and magazines throughout the United States. He lives in San Diego.
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