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"Protest, Boycott and March" radical dykes o
feminist-theory, process-or-die lesbians o
Rugby/softball/all-around jock lesbians
(and the women who pamper them) o
Earth-Mother/Mother-Earth, pagan lesbians o
Old-time, pack-a-day, bar lesbians o
"were just like you, we dont want to offend anyone" lesbians o
"were nothing like you, we want to offend everyone" lesbians Are there different kinds of gay men? Yes, gay men also come in a variety of makes and models. A small sampling: o
Country-western gays (and those who merely dress like them) o
White picket fence homosexuals o
Young, hip and oh-so-queer dance club fags o
Corporate activists/corporate closet cases o
Frat boy look-alikes o
Homophobic by day/cruising boys by night o
Ordinary by day/ flaming queens by night Are lesbians and gays born that way? No, we are conceived that way. Consider it an act of divine intervention. How do you become a homosexual? Well, first theres the talent competition, then evening wear, and of course the all-important swimsuit competition. Okaythis is not a real answer. Its actually a joke by popular lesbian comic Suzanne Westenhoefer. The truth? Well first theres the general aptitude test, then theres the spatial relations section, then the all important test of eye-hand coordination. Does just one homosexual experience make you lesbian or gay? Absolutely. In fact, if youve even had so much as a homosexual thought, youre automatically lesbian or gay. So if you have had any homosexual experiences, as dull or non-stimulating as they might have been, turn yourself in to your nearest gay or lesbian center and register immediately. Your gay I.D. will be sent to you within 10 working days. If you are a man, during this ten day waiting period you must buy a health club membership and redecorate your house. If you are a woman, you must purchase at least $200 worth of lesbian-themed books and one or more cats. Questions? Call 1-800- IM QUEER. How do you know if you are lesbian or gay? Please consult the handy flow charts on the following pages. Arent gay people the result of domineering mothers and passive fathers? No, they are the result of passive mothers and domineering fathers. No, waitI think thats hyperactive sisters and passive-aggressive brothers. . .or possibly the result of sluggish cousins. What the hell, lets blame it on the family dog. Are most gay men militant homosexuals? Or is that a stereotype? Its a stereotype; albeit a refreshing one. At the 1993 National Gay and Lesbian Task Force conference, gay men voted 3 to 1 to revise the official national gay male stereotype from "sissified pansy" to "militant homosexual." The official dyke stereotype is still unratified; its toss-up between "political activist do-gooder" and "chic trendsetter." Lesbians have yet to reach consensus on the issue. Is the stereotype about ice-pick wielding, revenge-seeking maniac lesbians true? Yes, so watch out! I am white and I recently met a black woman who told me she was a lesbian. Are all black people gay? This is a real question. I attended an Unlearning Racism workshop where an African-American lesbian said shed actually been asked this! No, not all black people are gay. This question cant help but make one wonder, however, "Are all white people this stupid?" What is the homosexual agenda? The homosexual agenda is a figment of the religious rights imagination. As performers Ron Romanovsky and Paul Phillips say, "Theyre always talking about the homosexual agenda. . . as if queers could agree on anything. We cant even decide what to call ourselves." I am a woman who likes to dress like a lesbian, go dancing with lesbians, gossip about lesbians and argue queer politics. The only problem is that Im not sexually attracted to women, not even a little. Can I be a "straight lesbian"? No. You can be supportive of lesbians, you can enjoy lesbian culture, you can be a feminist, a bohemian, left bank, counter-culture, avant-garde, and completely hip, smart and trendy, but you cannot be a straight lesbian. Why do lesbians want to look like men? We like to tease straight women. Can you be seduced into being gay? Is that an offer?
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