Nice Guys Don't Get Laid

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Marcus Meleton is here to teach a new generation of Nice Guys how to become the disaster women demand.

It's nearly a decade since his last media circuit which included guest spots on Geraldo, Montel, Leeza and over 1,000 radio interviews, but Meleton, who is now married with four kids, finally returns with a completely revised edition of Nice Guys Don't Get Laid.

Read Nice Guys and you will understand why this book was assigned as required reading in a college level sociology course and why the author was invited to speak at the National Mensa Convention and translated and published in Greece (Because women are Greek to their men also)

Nice Guys Don't Get Laid sold out of two editions and is now updated, extended, and illustrated for today's new generation of Nice Guy. Much has changed in ten years, but one constant remains: Bad Boys continue to maul women while Nice Guys can hardly get a woman to text them.

Since the clean-cut, loyal, intelligent Nice Guy cannot compete with a tattooed, philandering, unemployed Bad Boy, the Nice Guy has no choice but to transform himself into the disaster women crave and Nice Guys Don't Get Laid is just the book make that transformation. Outside of turning Nice Guys into chick magnets, Meleton's satire has had unexpected consequences. His analysis is so effective that after reading his book women have responded by immediately dropping their Bad Boyfriend.

Meleton divides the male population into five groups - Mama s Boy, Mr. Nice Guy, Mr. Average, Mr. Bad Boy, and Mr. Psycho and he provides a test to determine where you or your significant other best fits. In the sections 8 Easy Ways to Stick a Machete Into a Relationship and Traps the Nice Guy Should Avoid, Meleton gives us Nice Guy pitfalls. Meleton takes it a step further by providing the essentials in reprogramming the Nice Guy. His Brad Pitt Test immediately unveils the difference between the stench of rejection or a woman worth keeping. Meleton explains myths of female sexuality and diagrams a theory that will rock you view of women forever. Being a firm believer in what a woman says is rarely what she means, Meleton constructed translation guides for Nice Guys to decipher woman-speak. When a man hears a woman say you are my best friend, she really means I have no sexual interest in you . Or, "Never change" means, "You are so easy to use just the way you are.

Women plead, "Where are all the Nice Guys," as they reward Bad Boys (Jocks, drug dealers, band members, criminals, gang leaders, and politicians) with their affection. You know when a woman is afflicted with, jerk-o-holism. She will talk about her mate, saying, "I'm the only one who understands him," when actually she is the only one who doesn't understand him, or "My friends and family hate him," not quite realizing they have every reason to.

For men afflicted with Nice-Guy-Itis, Meleton's Bad Boy Instructional Manual should complete the Nice Guy transformation. Out with the NICE and in with the BAD. After reading Nice Guys Don't Get Laid, the Nice Guy will finally become the sexually attractive jerk women always wished he could be.

If Sandra Bullock, Katy Perry, Maria Shriver, Rihanna, Britney Spears, and Hillary Clinton don't vouch for Nice Guys Don't Get Laid, then Jesse James, Chris Brown, Schwarzenegger and Bill Clinton sure can.

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About the Author:

Marcus Meleton is well known for his satire and humor/relationship books, drawing appearances nationally on Geraldo, Montel Williams, Leeza, and Playboy Channel.

Coverage of his books include USA Today, Los Angeles Times, New York Times, Mens Fitness Magazine, Maxim, Dallas Morning News, San Francisco Examiner, Complete Woman Magazine, Publishers Weekly, Orange County Register, Fort Worth Morning Star, and Washington Times.

Meleton continues to a 1,000 radio shows internationally including England, Canada, Australia, Switzerland, New Zealand, and Japan. Meleton's background is wildly varied. He was raised in Louisiana, surrounded by four sisters who left him utterly confused in dealing with women. Marcus has a degree in Computer Science from the University of Louisiana (a degree known for its rabid womanizers). He has an MBA from the University of Georgia. Employment encompasses Air Force Officer, Editor of Home Business Magazine, University Cop and over 20 years in the Aerospace industry. He currently has settled into real estate investment consulting. His books include Nice Guys Don't Get Laid, Hunting For Lawyers, Pete the P.O.'d Postal Worker and The Adventures of Liberal Man. Marcus is married to Marjorie and has four children (Brittany, Marcus III, Cole, and Anneleigh) and resides in Houston, Texas.

Review:

A book in honor of all the times that love did them wrong, here comes a book for the nice guys. --Fort Worth Star Telegram

.... Masterpiece ... the pitfalls of 'Nice-Guyitis'... Meleton defines the affliction --Los Angeles Times

Reprogramming the Nice Guy is possible ... instructive for women as well ... especially for women who seem to pick the wrong guys. --Costa Mesa Daily Pilot

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