You Suck - Softcover

Ritzenthaler, B. A.

Softcover

ISBN 10: 0991485467 ISBN 13: 9780991485468

Publisher: Ritzenthaler Publishing, 2026

Synopsis

Tito Schultz followed his dad into the Navy, but had no idea what what he was doing.

Then a pigeon started talking to him.

Not just any pigeon—Bob, a sharp-eyed, streetwise philosopher with the patience of a saint and the delivery of a stand-up comic. What begins as one bizarre conversation spirals into a life-changing education delivered by pigeons, hippos, elephants, whales, burros, zoo volunteers, parents, and one relationship that might be more serious than Tito is ready to admit.

As Tito stumbles through family secrets, awkward lessons in love, cross-border adventures, and the emotional blind spots of being a well-meaning human male, Bob keeps showing up with brutal honesty, inconvenient wisdom, and exactly the kind of guidance Tito never asked for.

Set between San Diego, the zoo, the sea, and the beautiful chaos of everyday life, You Suck is a warm, hilarious, and unexpectedly heartfelt novel about learning when to listen, when to let go, and when the universe sends wisdom in feathers.

Perfect for readers who love quirky humor, talking animals, magical realism, romantic comedy, and stories that somehow make you laugh and hit you in the feelings on the same page.

Sometimes the worst thing anyone can tell you is “you suck.”

Sometimes it’s exactly what you need to hear.

Edition details

• Publisher: Ritzenthaler Publishing
• Publication date: 2026
• Language: English
• ISBN 10: 0991485467
• ISBN 13: 9780991485468
• Binding: Paperback
• Number of pages: 182