On Strike for Christmas: A Novel - Softcover

Roberts, Sheila

Softcover

ISBN 10: 1250039657 ISBN 13: 9781250039651

Publisher: St. Martin's Paperbacks, 2013

Synopsis

At Christmastime, it seems as though a woman's work is never done. Trimming the tree, mailing the cards, schlepping to the mall, the endless wrapping―bah humbug! So this year, Joy and Laura and the rest of their knitting group decide to go on strike. If their husbands and families want a nice holiday―filled with parties, decorations, and presents―well, they'll just have to do it themselves. The boycott soon takes on a life of its own when a reporter picks up the story and more women join in. But as Christmas Day approaches, Joy, Laura, and their husbands confront larger issues in their marriages and discover that a little holiday magic is exactly what they need to come together.

Sheila Roberts gives the best gift of all in On Strike for Christmas, a funny, heartwarming novel that touches the very core of Christmas spirit.

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About the Author

Sheila Roberts is married and has three children. She lives on a lake in the Pacific Northwest. Her novels have appeared in Reader's Digest Condensed Books and have been published in several languages. Her holiday perennial, On Strike for Christmas, was made into a movie for the Lifetime Movie Network and her novel The Nine Lives of Christmas is being made into a movie for The Hallmark Channel. When she's not writing songs, hanging out with her girlfriends or hitting the dance floor with her husband, she can be found writing about those things dear to women's hearts: family, friends and chocolate.

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Chapter 1
Glen Fredericks slapped the back of his last departing Thanksgiving dinner guest. “Good to see ya. Thanks for coming.”
“Hey man, great time,” said the mooch. “Thanks for having me.”
“No problem. We’ll do it all again at Christmas,” Glen promised.
Behind him, Glen’s wife, Laura, suddenly envisioned herself going after her husband with the electric carving knife he’d used earlier on the turkey. “In your dreams,” she growled. She stepped around Glen and shoved the front door shut. Having made contact with a hefty male hind end, it didn’t shut easily, especially for a woman who was five feet two and a hundred and nineteen pounds, but she managed.
“Hey,” Glen protested. “What was that all about?”
“You need to ask?” Laura gave her overchewed gum an angry snap. He did this to her every year, and every year he promised that next year things would be different. But they never were.
“Mama, Tyler’s in the frigerator,” called five-year-old Amy.
Laura marched toward the kitchen, Glen trotting after her. “Today might have been your idea of fun, but it sure wasn’t mine.”
No woman in her right mind would volunteer to have her house turned into the city dump by the invasion of family, friends, and Thanksgiving freeloaders her husband had invited into their home. Before the invasion, this room had looked great, decorated with little gourds, cute ceramic pumpkins, and her two prettiest vases filled with mums. Now everywhere she looked she saw a mess. CDs lay scattered on the floor in front of the entertainment center. Her new leather couch was littered with a plastic football, Glen’s socks, magazines, and an open can of nuts (half-spilled). Glasses and bottles were strewn every which way across her coffee table. The little hand-painted, wooden Pilgrim couple that she’d set out on the sofa table now lay on their sides as if taking a nap, not that you could really see them anyway in the litter of napkins and appetizer plates and other party leftovers. And it was hard to ignore the towel on the carpet, evidence of an earlier wine spill mop-up.
People said you shouldn’t have cream-colored carpet when you had little kids. Well, people were wrong. She managed to keep the carpet clean just fine with two kids. It was Glen’s moocher co-worker who was the problem. And, of course, Glen had been too busy yucking it up to tell her about the spill. She discovered it only when she stepped on it in her stockinged feet.
“Come on, babe,” he protested. “It’s the holidays, and it only comes once a year.”
“It’s a good thing because it takes me a whole year to recover. In case you didn’t notice, Glen, we’ve got two children, a big house that I clean, and I work thirty hours a week.” Before Glen could reply they heard the distinctive crash of a dish breaking followed by a startled cry. “Oh, great. Now what?” Laura muttered, and picked up speed.
She found Amy hovering near the doorway, a golden-haired cherub. “I told him not to,” Amy said, already the bossy older sister.
Behind her, by the fridge, stood two-and-a-half-year-old Tyler—nickname, Tyler the Terrible—whimpering.
At his feet lay a fluffy pile of whipped cream fruit salad, broken shards of ceramic bowl sticking up through it like mountain peaks through the clouds.
Laura walked over to where her son stood and surveyed the damage. “Mess, Mama,” Tyler told her.
She had been going nonstop since six in the morning and it was now eight at night. She sat down on the floor behind her son and began to cry. That set Tyler off, and he started wailing. She pulled him to her and they both went at it.
“It’s okay, baby,” Glen said and knelt beside her. He was a big, kindhearted, teddy bear of a man. Most days. Today, he was just a big pain in the butt.
He reached out to put a beefy arm around her and she gave him a shove. “Bite me. Do you have any idea what this day has been like for me, Glen? Do you even have a clue?”
“You made a great dinner,” he tried.
“Yes, I made the dinner. No one brought anything except your mother, and all she brought was soggy pumpkin pies. I stuffed and baked the turkey, I made the fruit salad, the candied yams, the smelly rutabagas your lazy cousin loves, the green bean casserole, the mashed potatoes and gravy, and the dinner rolls from your mother’s recipe. Why can’t she make her own damn rolls?”
From the other side of the kitchen, Amy gasped. “Mama said damn.”
“Mamas can do that on Thanksgiving,” Glen said, thinking quickly.
Yeah, he had a comeback for a five-year-old, but he couldn’t think of anything to say to his wife. What could he say, the big turkey? “I cleaned and decorated the house, set the table, and made the whole effing dinner. And, while you and your family and those freeloaders that you call friends all sat around afterward like beached whales and watched the football game, your mother and I got to clean up the big, effing mess you left. I don’t care how much football you played in high school and college. You could miss fifteen minutes of one game to help.”
He frowned. “Hey, I was watching the kids.”
“Yeah, right. When, during the beer commercials? Tyler ate almost an entire candy bowl of M&M’s. It’s a wonder he hasn’t thrown up yet. And if he does, guess who’s dealing with it.”
Glen held up a hand to cut her off. “I will, don’t worry. But you know it’s not entirely fair to say I did nothing. I helped.”
She glared at him. “Oh, yeah, you put the extra leaf in the table and brought up the folding chairs. Real big of you.” She got up and steamed out of the kitchen, calling over her shoulder, “I’m taking a bath. After that, I’m going to bed with my mystery novel. I don’t want to see you or anyone for the rest of the evening.”
Glen’s voice followed her. “That’s a good idea, babe. Take a break. You deserve it.”
That was an understatement, Laura decided, looking at her reflection in the bathroom mirror. The makeup that hadn’t worn off was now smudged and runny from her crying jag, and her hair was a mess. She looked like blond roadkill. She felt like it, too. The labors of Thanksgiving had almost crushed her.
And in just four weeks her husband expected her to do this all again. Four weeks? Who was she kidding? It would all start this weekend with cleaning up the mess Hurricane Glen had left in his wake. (Naturally, he’d help... for about two minutes until he got distracted horsing around with the kids or finding a football game to watch.) Then they’d start hauling out the Christmas decorations and begin the Christmas shopping. The day after Thanksgiving, the biggest shopping day of the year—she couldn’t face it. Maybe she’d just stay in the tub until she turned into the world’s largest prune. Or until Glen got a clue.
Except Glen was terminally clueless, so she’d never leave the tub again. If only his brain size matched the size of his heart. Maybe he needed glasses. He obviously couldn’t see how much extra work he dumped on her this time of year.
She dropped her gum in the garbage and turned on the bathwater, running it as hot as she could and pouring in an extra packet of bubbles. Sighing, she slipped into the steaming bath.
Okay, that was better. The scented water began to soothe away her anger. She really shouldn’t have lost it with Glen. After all, it wasn’t entirely his fault. She’d agreed to this insanity. But only after he’d promised to help her.
Her mind drifted back to the days when she enjoyed parties as much as Glen. Boy, that felt like ancient history. In those days she didn’t have kids and a large house to keep up and a job, and a lot of the partying happened at restaurants and clubs and other people’s places. Those days had sure vanished. Somewhere along the way her house had become Party Central, and she had become everyone’s maid. Someone had tipped the scales, leaving her to do all the work while Glen did all the playing.
She’d tried to explain to him how hard he made it for her when he invited the world over. He always promised he’d do more to help, but then company would show up and he’d be useless. Or one of his buddies would call him to come play some flag football and the honey-do list would get completely forgotten. He loved people, and he loved the holidays. No matter what, Glen always managed to have a merry Christmas. In fact, his Christmases were getting merrier every year, while hers were getting more and more stressful. And she was sure she was getting TMJ. She’d quit smoking years ago and taken up chewing gum in its place, but lately it seemed she didn’t so much chew as grind her molars in anger and frustration.
She frowned at the frothy pile of bubbles around her, poked one with her finger and watched it pop. There was definitely something wrong with the Frederickses’ holiday picture these days, but if she was going to keep her sanity, she’d have to find a way to fix it. Before Christmas came.
Joy Robertson could feel it even before she turned and saw the long-suffering expression on her husband’s face. They’d been at her brother’s house for nearly three hours and he’d had enough. It was time to leave.
Sometimes she wished she didn’t have that mental connection forged over twenty-four years of marriage. Then she could just stay and party on until she dropped.
She set the second piece of pumpkin pie she’d been enjoying on the counter and said to her sister-in-law, “I gues...

About this edition

• Publisher: St. Martin's Paperbacks
• Publication date: 2013
• ISBN 10: 1250039657
• ISBN 13: 9781250039651
• Binding: Mass Market Paperback
• Edition number: 1
• Number of pages: 336