Red Is the Color of My True Love's Neck - Softcover

Foxworthy, Jeff

Softcover

ISBN 10: 1401602282 ISBN 13: 9781401602284

Publisher: Thomas Nelson Publishing, 2012

Synopsis

If you see the romance and beauty of correctly spelling your girlfriend's name on your tattoo, serving fast food at your wedding reception, and watching your wife's delivery video backwards for laughs, this gift book from Jeff Foxworthy is for you. Red Is the Color of My True Love's Neck is maybe the best way to say "I love you" and still have money left over.

You might be a redneck if . . .

• You whistle at women in church.
• You've ever French kissed within five feet of a dumpster.
• You've ever given your date flowers you stole from a cemetery.
• The fountain at your wedding spewed beer instead of champagne.
• You've ever hot-wired a motel vibrating bed.
• Your favorite cologne is Deep Woods Off.
• Your honeymoon hotel advertised "Truckers Welcome."

About this title

About the Author

Jeff Foxworthy is a New York Times best-selling author and one of the most respected and successful comedians in the country. He is the largest-selling comedy-recording artist in history and is the star and executive producer of the television series Blue Collar TV, which he created for the WB network. His Blue Collar Comedy Tour DVDs have sold more than 5.5 million copies.

Edition details

• Publisher: Thomas Nelson Publishing
• Publication date: 2012
• Language: English
• ISBN 10: 1401602282
• ISBN 13: 9781401602284
• Binding: Paperback
• Edition number: 1
• Number of pages: 96