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Synopsis
This updated laugh-out-loud take on partisan stereotypes skewers both sides of the political aisle with equal glee. The follies and foibles that make the political world spin will trigger guffaws and giggles-no matter which party you call your own.
You Know You're a REPUBLICAN If...
- You're really looking forward to Sarah Palin running for president.
- You think Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh are intellectual powerhouses, and you've learned much from their wisdom.
- You philosophically oppose government welfare plans, but you cash your Social Security checks religiously.
- You've accepted that global warming is real, but you don't believe we should recklessly raise taxes to fix it. You have, however, invested in future beachfront property-twenty miles inland.
- You're really, really looking forward to Sarah Palin running for president.
- Everything you know about politics you learned from Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert.
- You're philosophically appalled by corporate America's emphasis on profits, but you sure were ticked off when your retirement investments tanked.
- For a long time now you've known that: The sky is falling! The sky is falling! No, wait. The sky is cooking! The sky is cooking!
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About the Author
Frank Benjamin is the pen name for a VP of marketing of an online university. He swears that at least one Republican governor does have a sense of humor (but admits that might be because she's a woman). You Know You're a Republican/Democrat if... is his first book. He lives in Utah.
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You Know You're a Republican If...
You're really looking forward to Sarah Palin running for president.
You Know You're a DEMOCRAT If...
You're really, really looking forward to Sarah Palin running for president
You Know You're a Republican If...
The far left leaning of President Obama is making you look forward to the next election because it will help Republicans win back congressional seats.
You Know You're a DEMOCRAT If...
You didn't notice that President Obama has a far left leaning.
You Know You're a Republican If...
You start off on third base and think you've hit a triple.
You Know You're a DEMOCRAT If...
You hit a single but believe you deserve a triple because the other team got one.
You Know You're a Republican If...
You can't stand your gay uncle, but you invite him to your son's wedding because he's rich.
You Know You're a DEMOCRAT If...
You can't stand your rich uncle, but you invite him to your daughter's graduation party because he's gay.
You Know You're a Republican If...
You're quietly disappointed that the Iraq War turned into such a quagmire, but you're sure we'll get it right when we invade Iran.
You Know You're a DEMOCRAT If...
You're strongly opposed to any military intervention in the sovereign affairs of other countries, unless Obama tells you it's the right thing to do.
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- PublisherSourcebooks
- Publication date2010
- ISBN 10 140224410X
- ISBN 13 9781402244100
- BindingPaperback
- Edition number2
- Number of pages224
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