The Best Ever Book of Actor Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who - Softcover

Young, Mark Geoffrey

Softcover

ISBN 10: 1468079808 ISBN 13: 9781468079807

Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, 2011

Synopsis

If you’ve ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of actor jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Actor Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of actor jokes is so unoriginal, it’s original. And, if you don’t burst out laughing from at least one actor joke in this book, there’s something wrong with you. This book has so many actor jokes, you won’t know where to start. For example: Why do actors wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An actor and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The Actor turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.” “Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife. “I figure that you’ll eventually remarry, and I don’t want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the actor. The actor’s spouse said: “What makes you think I’d marry another asshole?” *** Did you hear about the actor who wore two jackets when he painted his house? The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.” *** Why do actors laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

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About the Author:

Mark Geoffrey Young is an American-Australian writer, journalist, broadcaster and humorist who has written hundreds of books, articles and stories for magazines, newspapers and radio stations around the world. His books include The Best Ever Book of ... Jokes, The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for ..., The Best Ever Book of Money Saving Tips for ..., and The Best Ever Guide to Getting Out of Debt for ... .

About this edition

• Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
• Publication date: 2011
• ISBN 10: 1468079808
• ISBN 13: 9781468079807
• Binding: Paperback
• Number of pages: 106