Corrective Admonition for Restaurant Nose Blowers: Countering Patrons Who are Rude with Their Sinuses in Eateries - Softcover

The Third, Percyvelle Pennnington

Softcover

ISBN 10: 1484920643 ISBN 13: 9781484920640

Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, 2013

Synopsis

(NOTE: This book is comedy - do not take it seriously!): While the solution I offer to the growing problem of restaurant-patrons blowing their noses openly within public dinning rooms, is simple and that I could have easily stated within a single paragraph, this would be a lost opportunity. I say this because my example and solution for only one problem we may experience during our stay at a public eatery, is simply that...”an example”. I am using what might be the single most disgusting act that can be perpetrated but not hidden, by a fellow restaurant-patron, being that of “dinning room nose blowing”. My purpose being to set a type of standard for correction of similar problems. Certainly we could instead report undesirable behaviors to the staff of a food service establishment. We could simply ask them to speak to the offending patron, requesting that they desist their gross or offensive activity. My question however, would be to ask if this would be the best way to send corrective admonition? I think not. ... (JUST A TASTE OF WHAT YOU"LL GET IN THIS OVER 3,000 WORD DISSERTATION!) TABLE OF CONTENTS: 1. Introduction 2. Rudeness of all Types Can Occur in Restaurants 3. “Restaurant Boogie Fever” - One of the Rudeness Biggies! 4. What You Would Like to Do (but Can't) 5. What You Can Do Within Legal Limits 6. In Conclusion The Author: Percy Pennington the Third, is a brilliant yet somewhat eccentric author who enjoys directing his literary excellence toward some of the deeper subjects affecting humanity. This includes his work of scientific instruction to fellow men on how to become "chick magnets". Also included among his works is his infallible direction to fellow authors on how to avoid negative (Blue Meanie) book reviews. Authors can only aspire to attaining the authorship greatness of Mr. Pennington, whose own literary achievements on the aforementioned subjects, have now been released to the world. Will he grace us with yet more of his inspired works? Only time will tell but we all certainly await more literary works of art from this highly gifted author. (This salute to Percy P III, was written by Reginald Higginbothum, a protégé of Mr. Pennington's). In Mr.Pennington's Own Words: "I was alma mater of my barber school class (The School of Successful Barbers of the South - 'SS of BS') and I was almost alma mater for The Electoral School of Shoe Shining Engineers (ESSSE). My literary accomplishments include being editor for "The Southern Barber's Gazette" for six months during years 1983 to 1985 (the spot was rotated between me and 4 other guys - but no longer in publication). My greatest literary achievements however, are my personal journals." ________________________________________ **The History Behind these Comedy/Satire Books: While my largest base of book titles are on health disorder subjects, I also have a significant number of business-related titles published, as well as many on Christian Bible theology. Some people may believe that an author who writes on serious subjects, should not write comedy books because this can discredit them to an extent. Why would this be the case? Should readers rather believe that serious subject writers like myself, who write on subjects such as Christian faith, cannot display the very human trait of a sense of humor? On another point I would mention that with these short humor books, I am also throwing the comedy at controversial subjects, which helps to quell the negative rhetoric they often produce (i.e. exaggerated male and female stereotypes, reviewer and author wars and evolution versus creationism). Also see my satirical book regarding "indie authors versus book reviewers", that I wrote via another pen name: "Fredrick Doyle Wimberley". This short comedy was also written by this alter writing-personality of mine, to help quell the negative rhetoric going on. It is tongue-in-cheek and not meant to be taken seriously.

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Percy Pennington the Third, is a brilliant yet somewhat eccentric author who enjoys directing his literary excellence toward some of the deeper subjects affecting humanity. This includes his work of scientific instruction to fellow men on how to become "chick magnets". Also included among his works is his infallible direction to fellow authors on how to avoid negative (Blue Meanie) book reviews. Authors can only aspire to attaining the authorship greatness of Mr. Pennington, whose own literary achievements on the aforementioned subjects, have now been released to the world. Will he grace us with yet more of his inspired works? Only time will tell but we all certainly await more literary works of art from this highly gifted author. (This salute to Percy P III, was written by Reginald Higginbothum, a protégé of Mr. Pennington's). In Mr.Pennington's Own Words: "I was alma mater of my barber school class (The School of Successful Barbers of the South - 'SS of BS') and I was almost alma mater for The Electoral School of Shoe Shining Engineers (ESSSE). My literary accomplishments include being editor for "The Southern Barber's Gazette" for six months during years 1983 to 1985 (the spot was rotated between me and 4 other guys - but no longer in publication). My greatest literary achievements however, are my personal journals."

About this edition

• Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
• Publication date: 2013
• ISBN 10: 1484920643
• ISBN 13: 9781484920640
• Binding: Paperback
• Number of pages: 26
• Editor: Lowrance James M.