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A verbal frappucino.
Chic, sharp-witted and purse-sized with hundreds of quips, comebacks and quotes for bracing refreshment when life gets dull or stupid.
On Love and Sex:
"Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you."--Mae West
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About the Author:
Amy Hatch has worked in television, journalism, and freelance writing. She is always on the lookout for the perfect quote, quip or clever comeback. She lives in Seattle, Washington.
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Section One: Love and Sex
Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.
-Richard Jeni
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
-Unknown
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.
-Sharon Stone
If you love something, set it free. If it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it.
-Unknown
Section Two: The Facts Of Life
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
-Will Rogers
Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart.
-Erma Bombeck
Show me a good loser and I'll show you a loser.
-Paul Newman
Those of you who think you know everything are annoying to those of us who do.
-Ricky Gervais
Section Three: The Beauty Within
Even I don't look like Cindy Crawford when I wake up in the morning.
-Cindy Crawford
Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to annoy other women.
-Elsa Schiaparelli
You're only as good as your last haircut.
-Fran Lebowitz
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-Carol Leifer
Section Four: Secrets to Success and Lack Thereof
If you must step on someone to get ahead, use a very sharp heel!
-Unknown
You can have anything you want in life if you dress for it.
-Edith Head
If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use in being a damn fool about it.
-WC Fields
If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
-Unknown
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
-Napoleon Bonaparte
If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it could be that you just don't understand the situation.
-Unknown
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- PublisherSourcebooks, Inc
- ISBN 10 1492615269
- ISBN 13 9781492615262
- BindingPaperback
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