A USA Today bestseller! Dad Jokes: the good, the bad, and the terrible―the perfect funny Christmas gift for dads and pun-lovers alike!
With over 600 knee-slappers, head-shakers, and groan-makers, Dad Jokes is packed with enough witty quips and cheesy-but-grate jokes for even the most embarrassing of dads. Perfect for the father experts, new dads, grandpas, and all the fathers-to-be, this bestselling joke book is the ideal laugh-out-loud gift from any daughter, son, wife, or partner that celebrates how great (and terrible) their jokes truly are! But remember―you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes! Be prepared for the obvious, silly, and awkward in this massive collection of the best groan-worthy dad jokes around, including clever quips, overly literal dialogue, and punny one-liners. A great holiday stocking stuffer, white elephant gag gift, or gift for Father's Day, birthdays, and more!
These jokes may be on porpoise, but they whale definitely make you laugh:
I used to hate facial hair, but then it started growing on me.
"Dad, can you put my shoes on?"
"No, I don't think they'll fit me."
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
Q: What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?
A: The road.
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JIMMY NIRO is the proud father of five children, all of whom he embarrasses regularly with his bad dad jokes.
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