Synopsis
(this book is for adults only) People are overworked and under-rested. My god, this country has seen two world wars; America needs its sleep, and it needs it NOW. Hi, my name’s Gordon. I run a publishing company that releases books with the sole aim of putting America to sleep – FAST. This is God’s country, and gosh darn it, we could all use a bit of shut eye, once in a while. If you’re like me, you’ve probably built up a pretty handsome tolerance to sleeping pills sold under a variety of prescription names and from a geographically wide-ranging pool of underground doctors – but sometimes, well, sometimes you just need something stronger. Sometimes you need a loose collection of words on a page to really get your eyes closing the way God intended. So that’s why I started this company: to sleep you up real good. So take a read and go get some rest, you mighty stallions, for the good of this brave nation! God speed. - Gordon
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