My Life As A Rear End, Memoirs of a Train Conductor - Softcover

Holland, Paul

Softcover

ISBN 10: 1530851882 ISBN 13: 9781530851881

Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, 2016

Synopsis

This compilation of dozens of incredible true stories gathered over a 39 year railroad career, spotlights the unexpected hilarity involved in working in public transportation. Personal experiences run the gamut from sexual escapades to train accidents and even hijackings, almost all of which culminate with laughter.

Chapters include: Light at the End of the Tunnel, Not Quite the Mile High Club, I Could Have Slept with Sandra Bullock, My Homosexual Years (sort of ;), How I Met Your Mother, Mr. Poopy Pants, Do Not Hump, I Was Lost But Now I'm Found, and many more.

Commuters, train enthusiasts, railroad employees and in fact anyone who enjoys a good laugh, will relate to and enjoy the antics in this railroader's light-hearted memoir.

About this title

About the Author

Paul Holland has enjoyed nearly four decades as a train conductor on three American railroads while striving to find humor in all situations. The author also served for over twenty years as the elected secretary of two rail unions. In his capacity as a train conductor, he has been interviewed by 60 Minutes and many news organizations. He was even interviewed on multiple occasions by NASA in regard to train screw-ups and was videotaped for an early MTV music video. He has been featured in many news stories and articles over his memorable career.

Edition details

• Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
• Publication date: 2016
• Language: English
• ISBN 10: 1530851882
• ISBN 13: 9781530851881
• Binding: Paperback
• Number of pages: 228