Uncle John's Creature Feature Bathroom Reader For Kids Only! (Uncle John's Bathroom Reader for Kids Only) - Softcover

Bathroom Readers' Institute

Softcover

ISBN 10: 1607100991 ISBN 13: 9781607100997

Publisher: Portable Press, 2010

Synopsis

Once upon a time, Uncle John set his ghouls on a task to create three new For Kids Only! books: Strange & Scary, Wild & Woolly, and Under the Slimy Sea. But then a giant green creature oozed out of the muck and gobbled them all up! And what did that horrible thing spit out? This book--Creature Feature! It’s bubbling over with more than 400 pages of blood-curdling facts, gut-wrenching activities, cringe-inducing jokes, and head-spinning true stories--all made even more icky by all the freaky photographs and illustrations. Whether it walks, limps, gallops, flies, crawls, swims, or just sits there and makes fart noises--chances are you’ll encounter it in Creature Feature. So have a spooky good time checking out . . .

- The World's Smelliest Sneaker
- Dog-sized horses and horse-sized dogs
- The great ball of snot
- An armadillo invasion and a turtle traffic jam
- Zombies, Bigfoot, and the mothman”
- How to make your own mummy
- Why polar bears don't eat penguins
- Vengeful ghosts and haunted castles
- And much more!

Don't say we didn't warn you.

Lexile score: 1000L

About this title

From the Back Cover

Do you have the nerve to read this book? The editors at the Bathroom Readers' Institute took the wackiest stories from three great kids Bathroom Readers--Strange & Scary, Under the Slimy Sea, and Wild & Woolly--and packed them into these pages. Only kids with the strongest hearts (and stomachs) will be able to handle all the gross facts, ghost stories, slimy creatures, kooky illustrations, and beastly jokes inside these pages. Go hog wild and read about ¥ The World's Smelliest Sneaker ¥ Dog-sized horses and horse-sized dogs ¥ The great ball of snot ¥ An armadillo invasion and a turtle traffic jam ¥ Zombies, Bigfoot, and the mothman ¥ How to make your own mummy ¥ Why polar bears don't eat penguins ¥ Vengeful ghosts and haunted castles ¥ And much more! Don't say we didn't warn you.

About the Author

The Bathroom Readers' Institute is a tight-knit group of loyal and skilled writers, researchers, and editors who have been working as a team for years. The BRI understands the habits of a very special market--Throne Sitters--and devotes itself to providing amazing facts and conversation pieces.

Edition details

• Publisher: Portable Press
• Publication date: 2010
• ISBN 10: 1607100991
• ISBN 13: 9781607100997
• Binding: Paperback
• Language: English
• Number of pages: 414