I Have No Idea What I'm Doing - Softcover

Adams, Andrew Wayne

Softcover

ISBN 10: 1621052621 ISBN 13: 9781621052623

Publisher: Eraserhead Press, 2018

Synopsis

I have no idea why I’m full of tadpoles and mayonnaise. No idea why this cockroach is psychoanalyzing me. I don’t know what you’re doing with that moose on your shoulder, don’t know why you still don’t love me even after I bought you that pack of gum. I’m not sure where this elevator is going, or how I got on it. Not sure how I didn’t notice the ground beef coming out of every faucet in my new apartment. I have no idea why bagpipes and drums go so well with chainsaw murder. I have no idea what kind of sandwich I want before I commit suicide. I have no idea what I’m doing.

Containing thirty-one stories written over the past ten years, this collection chronicles the total inability of Andrew Wayne Adams to know what he is doing.

About this title

About the Author

One of the best damn short story writers bizarro fiction has to offer.
―Cameron Pierce, author of Our Love Will Go the Way of the Salmon

Review

Andrew Wayne Adams has a killer sense of humor, an explosive imagination, and the beautiful gift of delving deeper and deeper into absurdity sentence by sentence. Some of the stories read like twisted fairy tales, other stories hit you hard and fast. Adams is unafraid to dig into the ugliness humanity has to offer along with the vulnerability of existence. I Have No Idea What I'm Doing is everything you want in a bizarro collection. There is blood, guts, and a heart pulsating in this collection.
―Rios de la Luz, author of The Pulse between Dimensions and the Desert and Itzá

Edition details

• Publisher: Eraserhead Press
• Publication date: 2018
• ISBN 10: 1621052621
• ISBN 13: 9781621052623
• Binding: Paperback
• Language: English
• Number of pages: 140