GOLF: It's Like Life Itself. Amusing Golf Quotes & Stories - Softcover

Golfwell, Team

Softcover

ISBN 10: 1793025258 ISBN 13: 9781793025258

Publisher: Independently published, 2019

Synopsis

The perfect gift for a golfer! Funny, thought-provoking, hilarious comments, quotes and stories from bestselling writers, politicians, well-known businessmen, PGA Tour players, and people from all walks of life are in this book - sorry, no cartoons in this book - just fun and interesting sayings and stories about golf.

An amusing creative collection of observations of the game of golf showing golf is very similar to life itself with all its unexpected victories, miracle shots or disastrous results from perfect shots – like Heaven and Hell in one.

Bobby Jones said, “Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks from bad shots - but you have to play the ball where it lies.”

Most of us at some point or another have walked off the 18th green swearing to give up the game after an embarrassing disastrous round only to say, “Okay” when asked to play next week.

Here's just one excerpt: “A wife is interested in taking up golf and visits a large retail golf store with her husband to pick out a set of golf clubs.  She is amazed at the vast selection on display.

“Dear, look at all this equipment! How am I supposed to pick out the right set of clubs?”

"Finding the right set of clubs is like finding a great wife,” replied the husband.

"What! Are you comparing me to a set of golf clubs?”

"I mean you know right away when you found the right one,” replied the husband.

“Nice recovery,” she said.

“Thanks.”   - Rick Newell

SCROLL up and get this book and we hope you enjoy and share the observations of the many people quoted in this book with your golfing regulars on the practice green and the 19th hole.

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About this title

Review

"An amazing collection of brilliant, humorous, and thought-provoking quotes. I keep this book on my nightstand to smooth out the day."  - Samuel Johnston
"Loved the unusual quotes which aren't publicized like "Golf is, in part, a game; but only in part. It is also in part a religion, a fever, a vice, a mirage, a frenzy, a fear, an abscess, a joy, a thrill, a pest, a disease, an uplift, a brooding, a melancholy, a dream of yesterday, and a hope for tomorrow." - New York Tribune writer (1916)" and many more. - John Regan former Club Captain at Hole in the Wall.

Edition details

• Publisher: Independently published
• Publication date: 2019
• ISBN 10: 1793025258
• ISBN 13: 9781793025258
• Binding: Paperback
• Language: English
• Number of pages: 128