How to Have an Almost Perfect Marriage - Hardcover

Mrs. Stephen Fry

Hardcover

ISBN 10: 1908717092 ISBN 13: 9781908717092

Publisher: Unbound, 2012

Synopsis

Do you, Edna Constance Bathsheba, take Stephen John Elvis to be your lawfully wedded husband? I did. After many, many years of marriage and many, many children, I've decided it's only fair to share my unparalleled expertise and deepest secrets with you in my new book, How To Have an Almost Perfect Marriage. Of course, the "him" to whom I refer is my current husband, Stephen. You may be aware of his numerous books, his countless television shows, and his enormous intellect. You probably know he spends his time traveling endlessly, attending operas, meeting famous stars of stage and screen, and visiting tribespeople in the remotest corners of the globe. That's if you read all that rubbish he writes on Twitter, anyway—honestly, that man's imagination! If you frequent the Dog & Duck, however, you'll know the truth. Or the Red Lion. Or Kev’s kebab van. Because that's where you'll almost certainly find him. Not dining at the Ritz or filming something about wizards in New Zealand, and certainly not at home helping me take care of our five children. Or is it six? Actually, it might be seven now . . . Of course, you can't realistically expect to have a marriage as perfect as ours, which is why I've called the book How To Have an Almost Perfect Marriage, but whether you're a husband-, wife- or divorcee-to-be, or just simply Fry-curious, you'll learn everything you need to know, and quite a lot you don't, about the most wonderful years of your life as these nine chapters guide you through every aspect of marriage from proposal to divorce, enhanced by my own candid diary entries, incomparable poems, and world famous mouth-and eye- watering recipes.

About this title

About the Author

EDNA FRY is the long-suffering wife of Stephen and mother of his five, six or possibly seven children. Her first book, Mrs Fry's Diary - a frank and revealing insight into a year in the Fry household - received great critical claim and provoked a good deal of bemusement. Her talents are many and varied - her Spam Bourguignon has to be tasted to be believed, her poetry is unlike anything you will ever read and her childcare techniques legendary. And she manages all of this while carrying out her somewhat demanding wifely duties (especially on a Sunday morning). When not being a domestic goddess, literary marvel and carrying Stephen home from the pub, she likes to spend her time on Twitter (largely to keep an eye on her husband's fanciful announcements), where she won the prestigious 2010 Shorty Award for Funniest Tweeter. She also likes tea. A lot.

Review

Mrs Fry's best one-liners are polished until they shine. Daily Telegraph Easy reading, slightly naughty, lots of laughs. Sunday Times The clever wordplay and gags keep coming - consistently funny. Irish News Buy the wife's book or I'll never hear the end of it. Stephen Fry

Edition details

• Publisher: Unbound
• Publication date: 2012
• Language: English
• ISBN 10: 1908717092
• ISBN 13: 9781908717092
• Binding: Hardcover
• Number of pages: 256