Johnny Cook: The Impossible Job - Softcover

Iain Macintosh

Softcover

ISBN 10: 1908940972 ISBN 13: 9781908940971

Publisher: Blizzard Books, 2014

Synopsis

Harton Town are in trouble. With three games left before the end of the season, they’re six points adrift at the bottom of the table. They need a hero. They got a delivery driver. And not a particularly good one at that.
Johnny Cook is out of shape, out of luck and very nearly out of hair. But it wasn’t always like this. Back in 1986, he was Harton’s hottest young striker for almost twenty minutes before a heavy challenge ended his career on the same night it began.
Due to a ridiculous, and yet somehow plausible, series of events, Cook is given the chance to save his old club from the drop. His players hate him, his chairman hates him, and his girlfriend is struggling to recall exactly what it was she ever liked about him.
It’s that old-fashioned rags-to-rags, boy-has-girl, girl-doesn’t-like-boy, boy-wants-to-keep-girl, girl-wants-a-boy-who-doesn’t-use-farts-as-punctuation story, juxtaposed against the top level of English football and set to the music of Supertramp.
What people (well, football journalists) have said about Johnny Cook: The Impossible Job
“There’s no other writer quite like Iain Macintosh. I think, on balance, that’s a good thing.” – Jonathan Wilson
“He sent me a copy and, I have to say, it’s made the most wonderful doorstop.” – Mark Chapman
"Iain Macintosh, having run out of milk, once asked whether it was morally acceptable to put his wife's expressed breast milk – intended for his baby daughter – in his coffee. This book is everything you'd expect from someone like that." – Gabriele Marcotti
“It’s not too long, it’s got football in it and there are some rudimentary penis jokes. What’s not to like?” – Patrick Barclay

Edition details

• Publisher: Blizzard Books
• Publication date: 2014
• Language: English
• ISBN 10: 1908940972
• ISBN 13: 9781908940971
• Binding: Paperback
• Number of pages: 214