The Merchant Guild wants a monopoly. The Dungeon Regulatory Commission wants paperwork. The feral monsters just want to eat the guests.
Matthias Bauer’s cozy frontier inn has a new attraction: a domesticated, non-lethal training dungeon operating right under the floorboards. By turning a starving Dungeon Heart into a profitable agility course, Matthias has revolutionized the local adventuring economy. But success on the frontier attracts the worst kind of pests: bureaucrats and saboteurs.
When Inspector Vane of the Dungeon Regulatory Commission arrives to condemn the property, Matthias must prove his basement is a highly regulated hospitality amenity. To complicate matters, the corrupt Merchant Guild has escalated their economic war from embargoes to outright sabotage, culminating in a magical arson attack on the new Crafting Wing. And if that wasn't enough, ancient feral monsters from the unsealed lower levels have decided to breach the dining room.
Armed with a cast-iron skillet, airtight liability waivers, and his loyal staff—including a foxkin manager, a grumpy dwarven smith, and a lemon-scented cleaning slime named Grumble—Matthias is ready to defend his business. In a world of magic and mayhem, German efficiency might be the deadliest weapon of all.
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Paperback. Condition: new. Paperback. The Merchant Guild wants a monopoly. The Dungeon Regulatory Commission wants paperwork. The feral monsters just want to eat the guests.Matthias Bauer's cozy frontier inn has a new attraction: a domesticated, non-lethal training dungeon operating right under the floorboards. By turning a starving Dungeon Heart into a profitable agility course, Matthias has revolutionized the local adventuring economy. But success on the frontier attracts the worst kind of pests: bureaucrats and saboteurs.When Inspector Vane of the Dungeon Regulatory Commission arrives to condemn the property, Matthias must prove his basement is a highly regulated hospitality amenity. To complicate matters, the corrupt Merchant Guild has escalated their economic war from embargoes to outright sabotage, culminating in a magical arson attack on the new Crafting Wing. And if that wasn't enough, ancient feral monsters from the unsealed lower levels have decided to breach the dining room.Armed with a cast-iron skillet, airtight liability waivers, and his loyal staff-including a foxkin manager, a grumpy dwarven smith, and a lemon-scented cleaning slime named Grumble-Matthias is ready to defend his business. In a world of magic and mayhem, German efficiency might be the deadliest weapon of all. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability. Seller Inventory # 9798182170895
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Paperback. Condition: new. Paperback. The Merchant Guild wants a monopoly. The Dungeon Regulatory Commission wants paperwork. The feral monsters just want to eat the guests.Matthias Bauer's cozy frontier inn has a new attraction: a domesticated, non-lethal training dungeon operating right under the floorboards. By turning a starving Dungeon Heart into a profitable agility course, Matthias has revolutionized the local adventuring economy. But success on the frontier attracts the worst kind of pests: bureaucrats and saboteurs.When Inspector Vane of the Dungeon Regulatory Commission arrives to condemn the property, Matthias must prove his basement is a highly regulated hospitality amenity. To complicate matters, the corrupt Merchant Guild has escalated their economic war from embargoes to outright sabotage, culminating in a magical arson attack on the new Crafting Wing. And if that wasn't enough, ancient feral monsters from the unsealed lower levels have decided to breach the dining room.Armed with a cast-iron skillet, airtight liability waivers, and his loyal staff-including a foxkin manager, a grumpy dwarven smith, and a lemon-scented cleaning slime named Grumble-Matthias is ready to defend his business. In a world of magic and mayhem, German efficiency might be the deadliest weapon of all. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability. Seller Inventory # 9798182170895
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