Immortality was supposed to be terrifying. Instead, it's just humiliating.
Meet Winston the Third. He is a six-hundred-year-old vampire living in Camden with the charm of a backed-up toilet and the deeply embarrassing problem of blunt fangs and four shimmering fairy wings.
When Winston is framed for a gruesome murder by a brother he watched die centuries ago, his quiet life of stolen hospital blood comes apart. A supernatural night dentist reveals the truth: his ridiculous teeth were magically bound by his own mother.
Now hunted by the Small Court, a terrifyingly bureaucratic supernatural administration armed with clipboards, queue barriers and collection orders, Winston must travel north with a night shelter worker, a crossbow-wielding tattoo artist and a morally flexible clinic cleaner to confront the undead family that ruined him.
Darkly funny, foul-mouthed and gloriously spiteful, Fangs, Wings and Other Design Faults is an urban fantasy about found family, cursed hospitality and surviving the apocalypse through sheer stubborn resentment.
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