Swipe Left: The Savvy Woman's Guide To Decoding Men's Dating Profiles - Softcover

Gulbrandsen, Nancy Lee

Softcover

ISBN 13: 9798218553791

Publisher: Nansealee Enterprises LLC, 2025

Synopsis

Prepare yourself for the ultimate swipe at online dating!

Tired of fish pics, bathroom selfies, gym rats, and profiles more mysterious than crop circles? Swipe Left is your witty compass through the circus of men's dating profiles!

Written by a woman who has survived the trenches of online dating, this savvy guide exposes the cavalcade of curious characters filling your inbox, from Catch-of-the-Day Carl, with his dead fish photos, to Narcissistic Cyclone All-About-Me Alden, whose favorite topic is himself.

But this isn't just about the laughs (though there are plenty). With 19 comprehensive chapters covering everything from "The Toxic Masculinity Troupe" to "The Green Flag Gallery," this book serves up wit and wisdom in equal measure. Learn to decode attachment styles, spot manipulation tactics, and navigate essential safety concerns while laughing at the absurdity of modern dating.

From Digital Deceivers to Love Bombers, Crypto Bros to Bible Thumpers, this book reveals the patterns, red flags, and warning signs that could save you from heartbreak, financial scams, or worse.

Think of it as your personal survival guide disguised as entertainment.

Whether you're a seasoned swiper or new to the game, Swipe Left transforms eye-rolls into empowerment. In the minefield of online dating, knowledge is power - but knowing when to swipe left is survival!

Warning: Side effects may include spontaneous laughter, increased dating confidence, and an uncanny ability to spot toxic behavior from your first message.

About this title

About the Author

Nancy Lee Gulbrandsen is a Jersey girl turned Florida resident who survived the trenches of online dating and lived to laugh about it. After years of encountering more red flags than a NASCAR race, she decided to turn her dating disasters into literary lemonade.
When she's not decoding the mysteries of men who pose with dead fish or crafting the perfect "swipe left" strategy, Nancy can be found walking with her trusted dating consultant, Max, a dog with infinitely better taste in humans than she's historically demonstrated.
Nancy has a knack for turning trauma into comedy and believes that sometimes the best swipe is a left swipe, and the best love story might just be the one you write yourself. She's also discovered that the most reliable relationship in her life is with her Netflix account, which has never once sent her a shirtless bathroom selfie.
Swipe Left is her debut book, born from the realization that if you're going to collect dating horror stories, you might as well help other women avoid the same cringeworthy encounters.

From the Back Cover

Tired of fish pics, bathroom selfies, and profiles more mysterious than crop circles? Swipe Left is your witty compass through the wilderness of men's dating profiles!
Written by a woman who's survived the trenches of online dating, this savvy guide takes aim at the cavalcade of curious characters filling your inbox - from Catch-of-the-Day Carl with his dead fish photos to Commitment-Phobe Charlie, whose longest relationship is with his Netflix account.
But this isn't just about the laughs (though there are plenty). From "The Red Flag Parade" to "The Green Flag Gallery," Swipe Left serves up wit and wisdom in equal measure, tackling everything from decoding attachment styles to essential safety concerns. Think of it as your personal survival guide in the sea of questionable matches.
Whether you're a seasoned swiper or new to the game, Swipe Left is your ticket to turning eye-rolls into empowerment. Remember: in the wilderness of online dating, knowledge is power, but knowing when to swipe left is survival!
Warning: Side effects may include spontaneous laughter, increased swiping confidence, and a sudden ability to spot red flags from a mile away.

Edition details

• Publisher: Nansealee Enterprises LLC
• Publication date: 2025
• Language: English
• ISBN 13: 9798218553791
• Binding: Paperback
• Number of pages: 428