A clean, laugh-out-loud cozy mystery perfect for fans of Janet Evanovich and Leslie Langtry. Book 4 in the Parker Bell series-jump in anywhere.
Valentine's Day is supposed to be all romance, chocolate, and those cute little candy hearts that say things like Be Mine.
Not Drop Dead.
So when Parker Bell-bestselling author, cyber security company owner, and full-time magnet for nonsense-wakes up to find her house, car, and entire property vandalized with candy hearts sporting messages that would make a mob boss blush, she knows two things:
Someone has issues.
And she is absolutely not winning Miss Congeniality this year.
Because this is Po'thole, Florida-where Parker's visits home come with a 100% chance of murder, mayhem, and "you've got to be kidding me."
This time? Toss in a dramatic movie star with more baggage than a budget airline, a healthy splash of small-town politics (read: grudges that never die), and a situation that escalates from tacky Valentine's prank to full-blown homicide faster than you can say pass the chocolate.
Oh, and the Lady Gatorettes-five hormonally enthusiastic, sugar-and-caffeine-fueled University of Florida football superfans-now have their own radio show. Which means they're not just spreading chaos locally anymore. They're broadcasting it.
As Parker races to figure out who's behind the nastiest candy hearts in history-and why people keep ending up dead-she'll need all her wits, all her patience, and possibly a restraining order against Valentine's Day itself.
Because in Po'thole, love isn't in the air.
Murder is.
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True confession time. I have a wicked sense of humor in case you hadn't noticed. My true desire and hope is that I made you laugh while reading this book. My mission is to change the world with laughter one book at a time.
I write the Florida Parker Bell humorous mystery series featuring the Lady Gatorettes. Florida crazy isn't just for tourists, the natives are unique in their own special way. Those zany folks who who live in northeast Florida can't quite make up their minds if they belong in Florida or south Georgia. They do believe in having a good time along with some mayhem, mischief, murder, and wackiness thrown in there. My laugh-out-loud books are clean with no cursing or graphic sex. Read them today!
I grew up in Palatka, Florida, traveled the Southeast extensively for a number of years, and currently reside in Jacksonville, Florida. I decided for my health and well-being it was better to live elsewhere once people in my hometown realized the Parker Bell Cozy Mystery series is loosely (very loosely, according to my attorney) based on them.
When I'm not doing my favorite thing...writing...I enjoy walking her little rescue dog, traveling, reading books, and cracking my friends up with funny stories and my sense of humor.
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Taschenbuch. Condition: Neu. nach der Bestellung gedruckt Neuware - Printed after ordering - A clean, laugh-out-loud cozy mystery perfect for fans of Janet Evanovich and Leslie Langtry. Book 4 in the Parker Bell series-jump in anywhere. Valentine's Day is supposed to be all romance, chocolate, and those cute little candy hearts that say things like Be Mine.Not Drop Dead.So when Parker Bell-bestselling author, cyber security company owner, and full-time magnet for nonsense-wakes up to find her house, car, and entire property vandalized with candy hearts sporting messages that would make a mob boss blush, she knows two things:Someone has issues.And she is absolutely not winning Miss Congeniality this year.Because this is Po'thole, Florida-where Parker's visits home come with a 100% chance of murder, mayhem, and 'you've got to be kidding me.'This time Toss in a dramatic movie star with more baggage than a budget airline, a healthy splash of small-town politics (read: grudges that never die), and a situation that escalates from tacky Valentine's prank to full-blown homicide faster than you can say pass the chocolate.Oh, and the Lady Gatorettes-five hormonally enthusiastic, sugar-and-caffeine-fueled University of Florida football superfans-now have their own radio show. Which means they're not just spreading chaos locally anymore. They're broadcasting it.As Parker races to figure out who's behind the nastiest candy hearts in history-and why people keep ending up dead-she'll need all her wits, all her patience, and possibly a restraining order against Valentine's Day itself.Because in Po'thole, love isn't in the air.Murder is. Seller Inventory # 9798223723233
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