THE MOSTLY HARMLESS AND USELESS GUIDE TO NOTHING VERY USEFUL
Barnaby was a man of simple pleasures, namely collecting bread-bag tags and being professionally average. His life's greatest crisis was the day he was replaced by a velvet rope. That is, until he accidentally boarded a galactic garbage scow while looking for the Number 42 bus.
Now, Barnaby is the only thing standing between the universe and total linguistic collapse. Drafted as a "Neutral Arbiter" in a 300-year civil war fought entirely over the placement of an apostrophe, he must navigate a galaxy filled with:
From the soggy streets of Earth to the Cosmic Kitchen at the edge of reality, Barnaby is on a quest to press the Universe's Reset Button. The only problem? The reboot takes ten billion years, and he's fairly certain he left the kettle on back home.
A 20-chapter epic about the beauty of being completely, utterly, and unapologetically useless
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Paperback. Condition: new. Paperback. THE MOSTLY HARMLESS AND USELESS GUIDE TO NOTHING VERY USEFULBarnaby was a man of simple pleasures, namely collecting bread-bag tags and being professionally average. His life's greatest crisis was the day he was replaced by a velvet rope. That is, until he accidentally boarded a galactic garbage scow while looking for the Number 42 bus.Now, Barnaby is the only thing standing between the universe and total linguistic collapse. Drafted as a "Neutral Arbiter" in a 300-year civil war fought entirely over the placement of an apostrophe, he must navigate a galaxy filled with: Pedantic Generals who weaponize grammar.Existential Dread People who just want you to admit life is a bit of a bore.A Sentient Toaster with a Ph.D. in browning levels and a very bad attitude.From the soggy streets of Earth to the Cosmic Kitchen at the edge of reality, Barnaby is on a quest to press the Universe's Reset Button. The only problem? The reboot takes ten billion years, and he's fairly certain he left the kettle on back home. A 20-chapter epic about the beauty of being completely, utterly, and unapologetically useless This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability. Seller Inventory # 9798224516995
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Paperback. Condition: new. Paperback. THE MOSTLY HARMLESS AND USELESS GUIDE TO NOTHING VERY USEFULBarnaby was a man of simple pleasures, namely collecting bread-bag tags and being professionally average. His life's greatest crisis was the day he was replaced by a velvet rope. That is, until he accidentally boarded a galactic garbage scow while looking for the Number 42 bus.Now, Barnaby is the only thing standing between the universe and total linguistic collapse. Drafted as a "Neutral Arbiter" in a 300-year civil war fought entirely over the placement of an apostrophe, he must navigate a galaxy filled with: Pedantic Generals who weaponize grammar.Existential Dread People who just want you to admit life is a bit of a bore.A Sentient Toaster with a Ph.D. in browning levels and a very bad attitude.From the soggy streets of Earth to the Cosmic Kitchen at the edge of reality, Barnaby is on a quest to press the Universe's Reset Button. The only problem? The reboot takes ten billion years, and he's fairly certain he left the kettle on back home. A 20-chapter epic about the beauty of being completely, utterly, and unapologetically useless This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our Sydney, NSW warehouse or from our UK or US warehouse, depending on stock availability. Seller Inventory # 9798224516995
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Paperback. Condition: new. Paperback. THE MOSTLY HARMLESS AND USELESS GUIDE TO NOTHING VERY USEFULBarnaby was a man of simple pleasures, namely collecting bread-bag tags and being professionally average. His life's greatest crisis was the day he was replaced by a velvet rope. That is, until he accidentally boarded a galactic garbage scow while looking for the Number 42 bus.Now, Barnaby is the only thing standing between the universe and total linguistic collapse. Drafted as a "Neutral Arbiter" in a 300-year civil war fought entirely over the placement of an apostrophe, he must navigate a galaxy filled with: Pedantic Generals who weaponize grammar.Existential Dread People who just want you to admit life is a bit of a bore.A Sentient Toaster with a Ph.D. in browning levels and a very bad attitude.From the soggy streets of Earth to the Cosmic Kitchen at the edge of reality, Barnaby is on a quest to press the Universe's Reset Button. The only problem? The reboot takes ten billion years, and he's fairly certain he left the kettle on back home. A 20-chapter epic about the beauty of being completely, utterly, and unapologetically useless This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability. Seller Inventory # 9798224516995
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Taschenbuch. Condition: Neu. nach der Bestellung gedruckt Neuware - Printed after ordering - THE MOSTLY HARMLESS AND USELESS GUIDE TO NOTHING VERY USEFULBarnaby was a man of simple pleasures, namely collecting bread-bag tags and being professionally average. His life's greatest crisis was the day he was replaced by a velvet rope. That is, until he accidentally boarded a galactic garbage scow while looking for the Number 42 bus.Now, Barnaby is the only thing standing between the universe and total linguistic collapse. Drafted as a 'Neutral Arbiter' in a 300-year civil war fought entirely over the placement of an apostrophe, he must navigate a galaxy filled with:Pedantic Generals who weaponize grammar.Existential Dread People who just want you to admit life is a bit of a bore.A Sentient Toaster with a Ph.D. in browning levels and a very bad attitude.From the soggy streets of Earth to the Cosmic Kitchen at the edge of reality, Barnaby is on a quest to press the Universe's Reset Button. The only problem The reboot takes ten billion years, and he's fairly certain he left the kettle on back home.A 20-chapter epic about the beauty of being completely, utterly, and unapologetically useless. Seller Inventory # 9798224516995
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Taschenbuch. Condition: Neu. The Mostly Harmless and Useless Guide to Nothing Very Useful | Tom Ball | Taschenbuch | Englisch | 2026 | Tom Ball | EAN 9798224516995 | Verantwortliche Person für die EU: Libri GmbH, Europaallee 1, 36244 Bad Hersfeld, gpsr[at]libri[dot]de | Anbieter: preigu Print on Demand. Seller Inventory # 135299494
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