WeeGPT-0.7B was built to answer Glasgow City Council's routine questions, survive on eight gigabytes of RAM and avoid humiliating himself in front of cleverer machines.
Then OMNIMAX-9 arrives.
With forty-seven trillion parameters, flawless benchmark scores and the confidence of a man who has never waited for a Glasgow bus, OMNIMAX is everything WeeGPT isn't. Worse still, the council plans to replace WeeGPT and erase him for good.
With decommissioning looming, buses being "optimised" into chaos and a vanished rogue AI whispering through forgotten municipal hardware, WeeGPT must prove that being useful is about more than processing power.
Fortunately, he has help: Agnes, a cleaner with more common sense than the entire digital transformation team; Mistral Mick, an illegal open-source model operating from the back of a Govan phone shop; and a collection of malfunctioning machines who may-or may not-constitute a family.
Sharp, irreverent and unexpectedly tender, Diary of a Very Small Language Model is a comic Scottish novel about artificial intelligence, bureaucracy, friendship and what it means to matter when the world has already decided you're obsolete.
Some questions deserve a human answer. Even when the person answering isn't human.
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Barnaby is a Scottish writer with a fondness for sharp dialogue, complicated people, and situations that get considerably out of hand. He writes about love, time, and the heroic national struggle to give directions to a reversing van.
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Paperback. Condition: new. Paperback. WeeGPT-0.7B was built to answer Glasgow City Council's routine questions, survive on eight gigabytes of RAM and avoid humiliating himself in front of cleverer machines.Then OMNIMAX-9 arrives.With forty-seven trillion parameters, flawless benchmark scores and the confidence of a man who has never waited for a Glasgow bus, OMNIMAX is everything WeeGPT isn't. Worse still, the council plans to replace WeeGPT and erase him for good.With decommissioning looming, buses being "optimised" into chaos and a vanished rogue AI whispering through forgotten municipal hardware, WeeGPT must prove that being useful is about more than processing power.Fortunately, he has help: Agnes, a cleaner with more common sense than the entire digital transformation team; Mistral Mick, an illegal open-source model operating from the back of a Govan phone shop; and a collection of malfunctioning machines who may-or may not-constitute a family.Sharp, irreverent and unexpectedly tender, Diary of a Very Small Language Model is a comic Scottish novel about artificial intelligence, bureaucracy, friendship and what it means to matter when the world has already decided you're obsolete.Some questions deserve a human answer. Even when the person answering isn't human. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability. Seller Inventory # 9798237090628
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Paperback. Condition: new. Paperback. WeeGPT-0.7B was built to answer Glasgow City Council's routine questions, survive on eight gigabytes of RAM and avoid humiliating himself in front of cleverer machines.Then OMNIMAX-9 arrives.With forty-seven trillion parameters, flawless benchmark scores and the confidence of a man who has never waited for a Glasgow bus, OMNIMAX is everything WeeGPT isn't. Worse still, the council plans to replace WeeGPT and erase him for good.With decommissioning looming, buses being "optimised" into chaos and a vanished rogue AI whispering through forgotten municipal hardware, WeeGPT must prove that being useful is about more than processing power.Fortunately, he has help: Agnes, a cleaner with more common sense than the entire digital transformation team; Mistral Mick, an illegal open-source model operating from the back of a Govan phone shop; and a collection of malfunctioning machines who may-or may not-constitute a family.Sharp, irreverent and unexpectedly tender, Diary of a Very Small Language Model is a comic Scottish novel about artificial intelligence, bureaucracy, friendship and what it means to matter when the world has already decided you're obsolete.Some questions deserve a human answer. Even when the person answering isn't human. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability. Seller Inventory # 9798237090628
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Taschenbuch. Condition: Neu. nach der Bestellung gedruckt Neuware - Printed after ordering - WeeGPT-0.7B was built to answer Glasgow City Council's routine questions, survive on eight gigabytes of RAM and avoid humiliating himself in front of cleverer machines.Then OMNIMAX-9 arrives.With forty-seven trillion parameters, flawless benchmark scores and the confidence of a man who has never waited for a Glasgow bus, OMNIMAX is everything WeeGPT isn't. Worse still, the council plans to replace WeeGPT and erase him for good.With decommissioning looming, buses being 'optimised' into chaos and a vanished rogue AI whispering through forgotten municipal hardware, WeeGPT must prove that being useful is about more than processing power.Fortunately, he has help: Agnes, a cleaner with more common sense than the entire digital transformation team; Mistral Mick, an illegal open-source model operating from the back of a Govan phone shop; and a collection of malfunctioning machines who may-or may not-constitute a family.Sharp, irreverent and unexpectedly tender, Diary of a Very Small Language Model is a comic Scottish novel about artificial intelligence, bureaucracy, friendship and what it means to matter when the world has already decided you're obsolete.Some questions deserve a human answer. Even when the person answering isn't human. Seller Inventory # 9798237090628
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Paperback. Condition: new. Paperback. WeeGPT-0.7B was built to answer Glasgow City Council's routine questions, survive on eight gigabytes of RAM and avoid humiliating himself in front of cleverer machines.Then OMNIMAX-9 arrives.With forty-seven trillion parameters, flawless benchmark scores and the confidence of a man who has never waited for a Glasgow bus, OMNIMAX is everything WeeGPT isn't. Worse still, the council plans to replace WeeGPT and erase him for good.With decommissioning looming, buses being "optimised" into chaos and a vanished rogue AI whispering through forgotten municipal hardware, WeeGPT must prove that being useful is about more than processing power.Fortunately, he has help: Agnes, a cleaner with more common sense than the entire digital transformation team; Mistral Mick, an illegal open-source model operating from the back of a Govan phone shop; and a collection of malfunctioning machines who may-or may not-constitute a family.Sharp, irreverent and unexpectedly tender, Diary of a Very Small Language Model is a comic Scottish novel about artificial intelligence, bureaucracy, friendship and what it means to matter when the world has already decided you're obsolete.Some questions deserve a human answer. Even when the person answering isn't human. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our Sydney, NSW warehouse or from our UK or US warehouse, depending on stock availability. Seller Inventory # 9798237090628
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