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A Ladies Guide to Farting: When to Let It Out and When to Hold It In: A Laugh-Out-Loud Gag Book of Fart Rules and Social Survival - Softcover
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Synopsis
Your arse is a treacherous bastard.
It will lie to you.
It will betray you.
And it will do it in public.
A Ladies Guide to Farting: When to Let It Out and When to Hold It In is a disgusting, unfiltered, laugh-until-you-panic gag book packed with seventy savage rules for surviving life with an arsehole that cannot be trusted.
Written by a man who should be legally banned from giving advice, this book tackles the real horrors no one prepares you for. Silent lifts where the air goes thick. Long car journeys with the windows locked. Skinny jeans that turn your arse into a pressure cooker. Office meetings where you’re clenching so hard your soul leaves your body. And that fatal moment you think it’s just air before your dignity fucking evaporates.
This is not cute humour.
This is arse-sweat, fear, and regret.
Each rule is delivered one brutal page at a time, dragging you through the clench, the heat, the eye contact, and the desperate internal screaming while everyone pretends nothing happened even though it absolutely fucking did.
It’s not medical.
It’s not polite.
It offers no help whatsoever.
It’s fast, filthy comedy for anyone who’s ever trusted a “small one” and immediately considered shitting themselves on purpose just to end the suspense.
Perfect as a gag gift, a shameful toilet read, or a cruel reminder that sometimes all you can do is clamp your cheeks together, stay perfectly still, and pray your arse doesn’t ruin your life again.
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Paperback. Condition: new. Paperback. Your arse is a treacherous bastard.It will lie to you.It will betray you.And it will do it in public.A Ladies Guide to Farting: When to Let It Out and When to Hold It In is a disgusting, unfiltered, laugh-until-you-panic gag book packed with seventy savage rules for surviving life with an arsehole that cannot be trusted.Written by a man who should be legally banned from giving advice, this book tackles the real horrors no one prepares you for. Silent lifts where the air goes thick. Long car journeys with the windows locked. Skinny jeans that turn your arse into a pressure cooker. Office meetings where you're clenching so hard your soul leaves your body. And that fatal moment you think it's just air before your dignity fucking evaporates.This is not cute humour.This is arse-sweat, fear, and regret.Each rule is delivered one brutal page at a time, dragging you through the clench, the heat, the eye contact, and the desperate internal screaming while everyone pretends nothing happened even though it absolutely fucking did.It's not medical.It's not polite.It offers no help whatsoever.It's fast, filthy comedy for anyone who's ever trusted a "small one" and immediately considered shitting themselves on purpose just to end the suspense.Perfect as a gag gift, a shameful toilet read, or a cruel reminder that sometimes all you can do is clamp your cheeks together, stay perfectly still, and pray your arse doesn't ruin your life again. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability. Seller Inventory # 9798245808604
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Paperback. Condition: new. Paperback. A Ladies Guide to Farting: When to Let It Out and When to Hold It In is a crude, ridiculous, laugh-out-loud gag book packed with seventy savage rules for surviving life with a dangerously unpredictable arse.Written in the unfiltered voice of a man who clearly shouldn't be giving anyone advice, this filthy little handbook covers everything from silent lifts and awkward dates to car journeys, office meetings, and the horrifying reality of trusting a "small one."It's not medical.It's not polite.It's definitely not inspirational.It's fast, disgusting comedy, delivered one brutal rule per page, for anyone who's ever felt the pressure, panicked in public, or accidentally turned a room into a war zone.Perfect as a cheeky gift, a guilty laugh, or a reminder that sometimes all you can do is clench. and pray. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability. Seller Inventory # 9798245808604
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