The Blessed Fools: Chronicles of the Crit Crew - Softcover

Wisener, Cory Joseph S

 
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Synopsis

Six fools. One curse. Zero chance of dying with dignity.

In a world where dungeons devour the brave and legends are forged in fire, six wildly unqualified adventurers stumble into history—not through skill, but through sheer, ridiculous luck. Cursed by a trickster god with a touch of “divine clumsiness,” they can’t swing a sword straight, follow a map, or hold onto loot without disaster striking… yet somehow, they always survive.

Meet the Crit Crew:

  • A charmingly vain leader whose ego outweighs his strategy

  • A berserker who solves problems by smashing them (and sometimes walls)

  • A mysterious mage who refuses to explain anything about their magic

  • Twin brothers—one an assassin, the other an archer—who have long ignored their estranged third brother

  • And Xam, the forgotten triplet… a teleporting healer whose sneezes often lead to victory

From ruthless guild rivals to ancient dungeon bosses—and the half-demon, half-angel Shinrav, desperate to reclaim the Orb of Fate—this ragtag group faces enemies too powerful to survive. Yet prophecy has a sense of humor, and fate may have just chosen the unlikeliest heroes of all.

Epic battles. Magical loot. Accidental heroism.
Fans of Dungeons & Dragons, Discworld, and anime-style fantasy comedies will revel in this chaotic, heart-filled quest packed with laughs, danger, and unforgettable adventures.

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