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How to Train Your Human: A Dog’s Guide to Treat Acquisition and Couch Dominance
By Chit Little
Sit. Stay. Manipulate.
You’ve read books about training dogs—now it’s time for the real story: how dogs train their humans.
Told from the paw-spective of a seasoned canine life coach, this hilarious parody flips the obedience manual on its head. Whether you’re a scruffy pup, a pampered purebred, or just a dog-obsessed human looking to laugh, How to Train Your Human offers a step-by-step guide to total domestic domination (with extra snacks).
Inside this top-secret canine training manual, you’ll discover:
The three pillars of human control: guilt, cuteness, and chaos
How to weaponize tail wags and fake obedience for maximum rewards
Couch conquest strategies and advanced begging techniques
Bathroom “oops” as a psychological tool
Bonus: The Official Treat Ranking Chart (Kale, beware)
Warning: May cause excessive laughter, treat distribution, and sudden admiration for your dog’s suspiciously strategic behavior.
Perfect for fans of funny dog books, gag gifts, or anyone who knows they’re not actually the alpha in their house.
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Paperback. Condition: new. Paperback. How to Train Your Human: A Dog's Guide to Treat Acquisition and Couch DominanceBy Chit LittleSit. Stay. Manipulate.You've read books about training dogs-now it's time for the real story: how dogs train their humans.Told from the paw-spective of a seasoned canine life coach, this hilarious parody flips the obedience manual on its head. Whether you're a scruffy pup, a pampered purebred, or just a dog-obsessed human looking to laugh, How to Train Your Human offers a step-by-step guide to total domestic domination (with extra snacks).Inside this top-secret canine training manual, you'll discover: The three pillars of human control: guilt, cuteness, and chaosHow to weaponize tail wags and fake obedience for maximum rewardsCouch conquest strategies and advanced begging techniquesBathroom "oops" as a psychological toolBonus: The Official Treat Ranking Chart (Kale, beware)Warning: May cause excessive laughter, treat distribution, and sudden admiration for your dog's suspiciously strategic behavior.Perfect for fans of funny dog books, gag gifts, or anyone who knows they're not actually the alpha in their house. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability. Seller Inventory # 9798292058755
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