Survival Guide For Kids: The Totally Real, 100% Honest Guide To School - Softcover

Roper, Mark

Softcover

ISBN 13: 9798292363828

Publisher: Independently published, 2025

Synopsis

Survival Guide for Kids: The Totally Real, 100% Honest Guide to School
A laugh-out-loud, fully illustrated guide to surviving school—from first-day freakouts to cafeteria chaos.

Does school feel like a jungle? Are you worried about lockers, tests, or what exactly is in the cafeteria mystery meat? You're not alone—and you're not unprepared anymore.

Meet Oliver: your slightly dramatic, totally relatable guide to surviving the wild world of school. With 23 hilariously honest chapters, this survival manual is packed with tips, tricks, and over-the-top stories designed to help kids navigate every awkward, confusing, and unexpectedly funny part of the school year.

Whether you're starting your first day or deep into the chaos of group projects, this book has your back.

Inside this book, kids will discover:

• ✅ Real advice disguised as comedy (because learning shouldn’t be boring)

• 🤦♂️ Disaster survival ratings for each school scenario—from mild embarrassment to total panic

• 🚽 Epic chapters like “The Great Bathroom Escape,” “Lockers—Tiny Metal Panic Boxes,” and “Test Day Terror”

• 😂 Oliver’s tips, tricks, and questionable wisdom on how to dodge disaster and make it to summer

• ✏️ Illustrated on every page with expressive cartoons that keep readers hooked

Perfect for readers ages 8–12, this book turns everyday school struggles into laugh-out-loud moments—and helps kids feel seen, supported, and slightly more prepared.

Great for reluctant readers, back-to-school gifts, or anyone who’s ever felt totally confused by school life.

Edition details

• Publisher: Independently published
• Publication date: 2025
• Language: English
• ISBN 13: 9798292363828
• Binding: Paperback
• Number of pages: 157