The Holy Book of MAGA
Scripture of the Red-Hatted Remnant
Description:
In the beginning was the Tweet.
The Holy Book of MAGA is a full-blown evangelical parody of biblical proportions — a sacred text for the unhinged, the politically fried, and anyone who's ever mistaken a barbecue for a battleground.
From The Book of Genesis (In the Beginning, Trump Created America) to The MAGA Apocalypse (featuring a golden escalator descending from the heavens), this heretical scripture walks you through the divine mythos of modern American nationalism with full Old Testament drama — and none of the fact-checking.
Inside these pages, you'll discover:
🔥 The Book of Grievances (100 Psalms of outrage, denial, and victimhood)
🐂 The MAGA Ten Commandments (Thou shalt not fact-check thyself)
📜 The Beatitudes of the Based (Blessed are the canceled, for they shall be podcasted)
✉️ Epistles to the Blue States (love letters from the church of the double-wide)
💥 The Revelation of Mar-a-Lago (and the return of the Chosen One via golden escalator)
Blasphemous. Brilliant. Bizarre.
Whether you're a recovering conservative, a heretic liberal, or just politically exhausted, this book is your roadmap to the absurdity of American political religion — delivered in full King James conspiracy.
File Under:
🚨 Satire
✝️ Religious Parody
📦 Political Absurdism
📕 Holy Books (Unauthorized Edition)
Warning: May cause conviction, confusion, or spontaneous barbecue attendance.
Perfect for book clubs, survival bunkers, and passive-aggressive Christmas gifts.
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Paperback. Condition: new. Paperback. The Holy Book of MAGAScripture of the Red-Hatted RemnantDescription: In the beginning was the Tweet.The Holy Book of MAGA is a full-blown evangelical parody of biblical proportions - a sacred text for the unhinged, the politically fried, and anyone who's ever mistaken a barbecue for a battleground.From The Book of Genesis (In the Beginning, Trump Created America) to The MAGA Apocalypse (featuring a golden escalator descending from the heavens), this heretical scripture walks you through the divine mythos of modern American nationalism with full Old Testament drama - and none of the fact-checking.Inside these pages, you'll discover: This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability. Seller Inventory # 9798292966180
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Paperback. Condition: new. Paperback. The Holy Book of MAGAScripture of the Red-Hatted RemnantDescription: In the beginning was the Tweet.The Holy Book of MAGA is a full-blown evangelical parody of biblical proportions - a sacred text for the unhinged, the politically fried, and anyone who's ever mistaken a barbecue for a battleground.From The Book of Genesis (In the Beginning, Trump Created America) to The MAGA Apocalypse (featuring a golden escalator descending from the heavens), this heretical scripture walks you through the divine mythos of modern American nationalism with full Old Testament drama - and none of the fact-checking.Inside these pages, you'll discover: This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability. Seller Inventory # 9798292966180
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