Survival Guide For Kids: The Totally Real, 100% Honest Guide To Camping - Softcover

Book 1 of 5: Survival Guide for Kids

Roper, Mark

 
9798293632725: Survival Guide For Kids: The Totally Real, 100% Honest Guide To Camping

Synopsis

📘 The Ultimate Camping Survival Guide for Kids – As Told by Oliver, the Underprepared Legend

If your kid is heading to camp, thinking about camp, or already panicking about it — this book is the hilarious, slightly unhinged guide they didn’t know they needed. Packed with laugh-out-loud stories, snarky survival tips, and wild advice from Oliver (a kid who's "been there, forgot that"), this is the real truth about what goes down in the woods.

Inside this illustrated guide, kids will learn how to:

  • 🏕 Pack like a pro (without forgetting underwear)

  • 🔦 Tame the terrifying tent setup

  • 🍫 Master s’mores without marshmallow meltdowns

  • 🐜 Survive bug bites, soggy socks & ghost stories gone too far

  • 🚽 Navigate bathroom nightmares and midnight pee runs

  • 🛶 Avoid canoe catastrophe (and Todd’s paddle sabotage)

Perfect for ages 8–12, reluctant readers, or anyone who prefers their survival tips served with a side of sarcasm. Whether it's your kid’s first time at camp or they’re already a seasoned camper, they'll laugh, learn, and maybe even pack an extra pair of socks this time.

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