The prophecy was drunk. The hero was pooping. The fate of the world? Very much in question.
Kevin of No Particular Skills never asked to be the Chosen One. He just wanted to tend his cabbages and use the outhouse in peace. But when a flaming prophet crashes into his field screaming about world-ending darkness, Kevin is thrust into a quest he never wanted—with a magical talking sword named Wendy (who really wants to cuddle), a rage-prone princess with trust issues, a washed-up alcoholic knight, and a goblin going through a motivational cult phase.
Together, this chaotic band of misfits is Eldoria’s last hope. Probably. Maybe. Okay, not really—but the prophecy insists.
If you like found family, sword-swinging disaster adventurers, sentient emotional support weapons, and saving the world by accident, you’ll love this laugh-out-loud fantasy romp.
Start the most ridiculous quest ever. Before someone else gets stabbed. Again.
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Paperback. Condition: new. Paperback. The prophecy was drunk. The hero was pooping. The fate of the world? Very much in question. Kevin of No Particular Skills never asked to be the Chosen One. He just wanted to tend his cabbages and use the outhouse in peace. But when a flaming prophet crashes into his field screaming about world-ending darkness, Kevin is thrust into a quest he never wanted-with a magical talking sword named Wendy (who really wants to cuddle), a rage-prone princess with trust issues, a washed-up alcoholic knight, and a goblin going through a motivational cult phase. Together, this chaotic band of misfits is Eldoria's last hope. Probably. Maybe. Okay, not really-but the prophecy insists. If you like found family, sword-swinging disaster adventurers, sentient emotional support weapons, and saving the world by accident, you'll love this laugh-out-loud fantasy romp. Start the most ridiculous quest ever. Before someone else gets stabbed. Again. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability. Seller Inventory # 9798316344444
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