Synopsis
"The Adventures of H&M feels like it was written by Clark Ashton Smith if he grew up in the 90's and probably did some acid."
-Rogues in the House
The Adventures of Horus & Motherfucker is an ultraviolent sword & sorcery adventure about two escaped slaves wandering the countryside killing monsters and chasing god.
Blood and mud and ash and spit, Horus and Motherfucker ran from the violence unleashed upon them their whole lives and went out into the world seeking an answer to all that was taken from them.
Horus hated just about everyone. Hated the priests and the kings. Hated the armies and their soldiers. Had nothing against most others, though.
Motherfucker hated everyone until she looked up and saw a burning green slashing across the sky. Was then and there that she understood that she was anointed by a new god to save the world by drowning it in the blood of infidels and monsters.
A common sense yet feral theology pours out of Motherfucker as she and Horus wander the wilds killing monsters and anyone who denies her new god. Bathed in the blood of her enemies, of the infidels, of the monsters and demons haunting the land, she clears a righteous path for her new god to be born.
Violence, cannibalism, and miles of darkness, The Adventures of Horus & Motherfucker is Red Sonja by way of the Coen Brothers.
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Paperback. Condition: new. Tran, Tony (illustrator). Paperback. "The Adventures of H&M feels like it was written by Clark Ashton Smith if he grew up in the 90's and probably did some acid."-Rogues in the HouseThe Adventures of Horus & Motherfucker is an ultraviolent sword & sorcery adventure about two escaped slaves wandering the countryside killing monsters and chasing god.Blood and mud and ash and spit, Horus and Motherfucker ran from the violence unleashed upon them their whole lives and went out into the world seeking an answer to all that was taken from them. Horus hated just about everyone. Hated the priests and the kings. Hated the armies and their soldiers. Had nothing against most others, though.Motherfucker hated everyone until she looked up and saw a burning green slashing across the sky. Was then and there that she understood that she was anointed by a new god to save the world by drowning it in the blood of infidels and monsters.A common sense yet feral theology pours out of Motherfucker as she and Horus wander the wilds killing monsters and anyone who denies her new god. Bathed in the blood of her enemies, of the infidels, of the monsters and demons haunting the land, she clears a righteous path for her new god to be born.Violence, cannibalism, and miles of darkness, The Adventures of Horus & Motherfucker is Red Sonja by way of the Coen Brothers. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability. Seller Inventory # 9798349620966
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Paperback. Condition: new. Tran, Tony (illustrator). Paperback. "The Adventures of H&M feels like it was written by Clark Ashton Smith if he grew up in the 90's and probably did some acid."-Rogues in the HouseThe Adventures of Horus & Motherfucker is an ultraviolent sword & sorcery adventure about two escaped slaves wandering the countryside killing monsters and chasing god.Blood and mud and ash and spit, Horus and Motherfucker ran from the violence unleashed upon them their whole lives and went out into the world seeking an answer to all that was taken from them. Horus hated just about everyone. Hated the priests and the kings. Hated the armies and their soldiers. Had nothing against most others, though.Motherfucker hated everyone until she looked up and saw a burning green slashing across the sky. Was then and there that she understood that she was anointed by a new god to save the world by drowning it in the blood of infidels and monsters.A common sense yet feral theology pours out of Motherfucker as she and Horus wander the wilds killing monsters and anyone who denies her new god. Bathed in the blood of her enemies, of the infidels, of the monsters and demons haunting the land, she clears a righteous path for her new god to be born.Violence, cannibalism, and miles of darkness, The Adventures of Horus & Motherfucker is Red Sonja by way of the Coen Brothers. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our Sydney, NSW warehouse or from our UK or US warehouse, depending on stock availability. Seller Inventory # 9798349620966
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Paperback. Condition: new. Tran, Tony (illustrator). Paperback. "The Adventures of H&M feels like it was written by Clark Ashton Smith if he grew up in the 90's and probably did some acid."-Rogues in the HouseThe Adventures of Horus & Motherfucker is an ultraviolent sword & sorcery adventure about two escaped slaves wandering the countryside killing monsters and chasing god.Blood and mud and ash and spit, Horus and Motherfucker ran from the violence unleashed upon them their whole lives and went out into the world seeking an answer to all that was taken from them. Horus hated just about everyone. Hated the priests and the kings. Hated the armies and their soldiers. Had nothing against most others, though.Motherfucker hated everyone until she looked up and saw a burning green slashing across the sky. Was then and there that she understood that she was anointed by a new god to save the world by drowning it in the blood of infidels and monsters.A common sense yet feral theology pours out of Motherfucker as she and Horus wander the wilds killing monsters and anyone who denies her new god. Bathed in the blood of her enemies, of the infidels, of the monsters and demons haunting the land, she clears a righteous path for her new god to be born.Violence, cannibalism, and miles of darkness, The Adventures of Horus & Motherfucker is Red Sonja by way of the Coen Brothers. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability. Seller Inventory # 9798349620966
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Taschenbuch. Condition: Neu. Tran, Tony (illustrator). The Adventures of Horus & Motherfucker | E. Rathke | Taschenbuch | Englisch | 2025 | Wolf Publishing | EAN 9798349620966 | Verantwortliche Person für die EU: Libri GmbH, Europaallee 1, 36244 Bad Hersfeld, gpsr[at]libri[dot]de | Anbieter: preigu Print on Demand. Seller Inventory # 134199940
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